How Bobby Jindal Offends Real Americans
It’s an unfortunate situation for a few of my republican friends running for president. They’re not remembered for their accomplishments, but for blurting out stuff...
Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling Exposes Idiocy Of Republican Presidential Candidates
In keeping with republican tradition, we all hate the Supreme Court ruling upholding ObamaCare subsidies. Despite the liberals thinking we are secretly happy it passed...
Darin LaHood Embraces His Inner Right Wing Kook
Of course I was a “homer” in the race to replace the very pretty, yet disgraced, Congressman Aaron Schock. My favored candidate, however, was the...
Why Pope Should Only Speak When He Agrees With Rick Santorum
While perusing the internet searching for articles defaming my good friend Rick Santorum I had the misfortune of coming across another bastion of atheism and...
A Republican Guide to Creationism and Global Warming
With my good friend Rick Perry joining the pack of my other good friends seeking the republican nomination for president, I feel it is my...
Why Rick Santorum Towers Above the Other Candidates
Much to my relief my good friend Rick Santorum finally announced his candidacy for the presidency. A truer patriot and man who understands the average...
Billionaire Campaign Spending Is Wrong Unless Republicans Do It
My Republican party is focused on attacking Hillary Clinton for allegedly using her influence as secretary of state to get companies and rich people to donate...
How the Apostles Determined Koch Brothers Most Needy Of All
Somewhere in The Acts of the Apostles one of the Apostles told people to put all they had into the kitty and it would be...
Gays Stay Away From My Columns So Idiots Will Send Me Money
All this time being a republican and I still am not a member of the one percenters. That’s a crock. I figured out long ago...
Netanyahu Victory Means Republicans Can Go Even More Batshit Crazy
Apparently my good friend Ted Cruz was correct. We republicans need to campaign even further to the right to win elections. Israel's Bibi Netan'yahoo' just...
Exactly What Did Joe Biden Expect From Us Republicans
Vice President Biden lambasted Senate republicans for sending a letter to Iran over current negotiations. He said it was beneath the dignity of the U.S....
Hillary Thrives on Right Wing Hate
Even though Hillary Clinton said release her emails last week the right is still demanding her emails be released. Of course we hate her but...
Jeb Bush wants to replace Obamacare with Obamacare
As a staunch conservative American republican I already loath the phony Jeb Bush. Sure it’s good that my party’s wealthy benefactors are going to spend...
Republicans Tired of All These “Big Religion” Commandments
Living on the Mississippi River I see caravans of trucks fleeing the state of Illinois everyday as described by my good friend Governor Bruce Rauner....