50 Shades of Republicans, the Bible, and Fox News
The liberal wench entered my cubicle at the RNC with a look of dread and curiosity. I told her to sit down whilst I penned...
What happens when Chris Christie abandons his niche
As a noted republican strategist I am perhaps more qualified than any other to critique fellow republicans. One must be able to sort the true...
Joni “Patches” Ernst Plagiarizes Her Life Story in SOTU Rebuttal
As good a republican as I am, not even I could sit through more than two minutes of the good Senatress from the great state...
GOP Thrilled Over Joni Ernst Upcoming Response to State of Union
At first I was upset that the top Republicans didn’t appoint me to give the rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union Address. How...
Obama Hates France but Keystone Pipeline to Create Millions of Jobs in France and U.S.
Republicans in Congress are fast tracking approval of the Keystone Pipeline, which will be owned by a Canadian company, knowing it will create hundreds of...
What Kind Of Woman Wants to be George Zimmerman’s Girlfriend?
Perhaps I’m missing something here. The ladies say they want a man who’s sensitive and caring. Kind and gentle. Leaves the room to perform certain...
How Sarah Palin Made the Left Her Bitch
I am happy to use this forum to congratulate my good friend Sarah Palin on her latest crushing of leftist Kookery. [caption id="attachment_131059" align="aligncenter" width="601"]...
Guess What the Republicans Credit For Driving Down Oil Prices?
Everywhere I look the liberal media is demanding we good Christian Americans give President Obama credit for low gas prices. The truth is the liberal...
Republicans: Men Must Seek Women’s Permission Before Masturbating
The liberal media has accused us republicans of waging a war on women for generations. This of course is not true because our goal has always...
Congressman Kevin Yoder Proves Government To Be Big Business’ Bitch
It has come to light that Congressman Kevin Yoder of Kansas is the one who cleverly slipped into the Crominbus Bill wording that lets government...
Republican Defense of Bill Cosby from Gloria Alred and Liberal Horde Attacks
It was only a matter of time before noted glamour defense attorney Gloria Alred entered the media spotlight to attack a fine gentleman who’s real...
President Obama’s Jive Turkey Pardon
I know it’s taboo to mention the children of presidents but to show that not all of us righties are flaming, classless shitheads I must...
Republican Response To Race Riots: We Ain’t Gonna Do Shit Bumpy
I lifted the title from a line in the great movie “Shaft.” And just like Bumpy didn’t do shit, when it comes to race riots...
Official Republican Response to Obama Immigration Speech
Hey President Obama-America doesn't need the Statue of Liberty anymore! Although I didn’t actually watch President Obama’s pandering to illegal aliens speech last night, I know...