Helping Ted Cruz Explain Republican Opposition to Net Neutrality
My good friend Ted Cruz recently called net neutrality 'ObamaCare for the internet.' While his analogy is of course ridiculous it will resonate with loyal...
Hunting Pandas to Save China’s Environment
The Socialist Kenyan President Hussein Obama has unilaterally entered a deal with pinko commie Red China to “reduce” greenhouse emissions which mad kooky liberal scientists...
Why We Republicans Win Elections
The hallowed halls of politics are papered with articles claiming to know why we republicans keep winning elections. Some state the obvious, such as we stir up...
Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and embrace republican sex goddesses
Although I haven’t met the attractive and wholesome Republican U.S. Senate candidate from Iowa, Joni Ernst, yet, I can without hesitation confirm her as a...
Where Have You Gone Dick Cheney?
I just got back from the club and the general feeling was disappointment in former Vice President and all around good guy, Dick Cheney. Our...
How Christian Outrage Made Me Look at Naked Celebrities
Unlike the Godless atheists who infest this Godless site, I alone proclaim the glory of God and swear fealty to Jesus. And while the sleazy...
Adrian Peterson Reminds Us of Better Times
The right winger in me feels much sadness for the strict disciplinarian Adrian Peterson. By now everyone knows he is a star football player who...
Republicans Anointed by God to Do His Work
Throughout history God has called on men and subservient women to do His work. While He could easily do whatever He wants with a wave...
God Does Not Hold Political Office
Of all the dangers to freedom and our republic, real or imagined, none is greater than the use of religion as a tool, or weapon,...
Donald Sterling-Suffering From Black Penis Envy
I always feel sad when a fellow white person, especially a rich one like my good friend Donald Sterling, owner of the Clippers NBA franchise...
Missouri Legislators Attack Freedom to Beat School Children
[caption id="attachment_112864" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Pic courtesy of www.yorubagirldancing.com[/caption] In yet another attack on good sense and order, foolish liberal thinking Missouri legislators are proposing the...
Pat Robertson is ‘The Beast’ and His Number is 700
Having just received my degree from the Liberty Online University of Jesus and the Second Amendment I feel it is my duty to not only...
Tradition demands Illinois republicans support Dan Rutherford for governor
[caption id="attachment_109798" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Illinois Treasurer Dan Rutherford[/caption] As a republican I have developed a strong appreciation for tradition and resistance to change. It is...
Chris Christie should have listened to me
As a student of politics since the tender age of 13 I've noticed, in the words of Yogi Berra, that you can observe a lot...