Republicans Appreciate Loyalty

No republican would dare pile on the great and wonderful Ronald Reagan. They knew a mere polyp on Reagan’s intestine was greater than the greatness of Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln combined.

Missouri strikes a blow at Dictator Obama’s anti-gun policies

The wise and thoughtful members of the Missouri State Legislature just passed a measure that would allow Missouri to ignore all the anti-freedom gun measures supported by the Kenyan socialist bad person, Barack Hussein Obama.

God Loves Guns

While enjoying the recent Easter Vigil Mass; three hours of pure holiness and pleasure, it was revealed to me through scripture and the name of the Mass,” Easter Vigil” that God does indeed love guns.

Time to Embrace the Ideals of the Right

After reviewing the realities of our situation as well as my current employment status I have come to the conclusion that it is in my, and America’s interests, to embrace the ideals and policies of the Right.

Bush the Elder and the Indignities of Age

As pampered as they are, even former presidents are forced to endure the travails of old age and former President George H.W. Bush is no exception.

Dr. Strangelove, or how Rand Paul stopped worrying and learned to love the drone

God forbid a government inspector tell a chemical plant owner in Texas not to store an explosive chemical in an environment that might cause it to explode and wipe out a town. Damn overreaching government!

Tiger Woods Should Disqualify Himself

No doubt Golf fans have heard about Tiger Woods being assessed a two stroke penalty for an illegal drop in Friday’s round at The Masters. That Tiger deserved the penalty is not in question.

Government should get out of the marriage business

Christ only knows what the Supreme Court will decide regarding “Defense of Marriage Act.” Either way a bunch of people will be pissed off and announce this latest “attack on freedom.”

Would be murderer James Seevakumaran: To pity or pillory

James Seevakumaran was a potential mass murderer who shot himself in his University of Central Florida (UCF) dorm room before he had a chance to kill anyone else.

CPAC: Thumping one’s chest for the loudest fart

The news is out and although Senator Rand Paul won the CPAC poll 25% to Senator Marco Rubio’s 23%, this is a loss for Rand Paul.

Ukrainian killers escape: When Dolphins Attack

If sharks and krakens and stingrays and tsunamis weren’t enough to make us afraid of the water, now there’s this: three trained military attack dolphins have escaped their handlers and are roaming the Black Sea.

Bacon: If loving you is wrong I don’t want to be right

Possibly the grandest thing about being human is other than a drone strike, natural disaster, or nut with an NRA approved semi-automatic weapon, we do have a say in how we choose to die.