The Question Is How Many ‘Sexuals’ Are Really Out There

One of the news sites I read is CNN. Granted, compared to MadMike’s it’s a sorry substitute, but I can’t hang around here all day.

Trump Understands the Stupidity of His Base

It’s no secret that Trump’s support base is 99% bigots, homophobes and religious zealots. The only people that don’t get that are the bigots.

Could Trump Be the NRA’s Worst Enemy?

This really wasn’t that hard to see coming. The downfall of the NRA and gunmakers, which, like the fall of Troy, was a form of suicide.

What We Really Learned From Mueller’s Testimony

Sure! Mr. Mueller confirmed that Trump his minions are liars. Of course they took help from the Russians. We have known about the Russians all along.

Eric Trump Pays the Price for Being the Lucky Sperm

I just read that poor Eric Trump was spat upon at a restaurant. I feel bad for him. It’s not easy being the lucky sperm after all.

Phrases and Philosophies Exclusively For Republicans

The left has it’s catch phrases and they don’t work very well. Nobody who isn’t already a left leaning commie is swayed to vote for a Democrat.

How Viagra is Part of God’s Plan

Despite all the nonsense about the Jews being God’s chosen people, the reality is the United States of America is God’s chosen.

Republican Prayer of St. Francis

Make me an instrument of war. Where there is joy, let me bring sadness. Where there’s hope, let me bring despair. Republicans rule.

It’s All For the Glory of the Empire

Good things happen to bad people. Maybe Satan is more inclined to take care of his devotees than God is. Or Satan is just a loyalist like Trump.

Reparations Are the Republican Way

There’s been lots of talk about reparations for the descendants of slaves lately. Of course, we all know it’s a pander to get Blacks to vote.

Michael Cohen’s Next Job—U.S. Senator

Just like around 290 million people who watched Michael Cohen testify before Congress last week, at least 290 million was my pro Trump estimate.

Long Tall Bobby Kraft Had a Good Time—Oh Baby

I have great empathy for my obscenely rich, white Republican friend, Bob Kraft. You should too. What’s an old rich white guy supposed to do?

George Conway Is the Hater in Chief

It has been a cause of great mental anguish for me that the unfounded attacks by the demagogue George Conway are rarely challenged.