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I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Budweiser. I have a wife, daughter, 5 cats and I like toast.

Suffer Little Children

Terrorism is always evil. People die when terrorists start doing their thing. Terrorists are, ultimately, idiots. Even well educated terrorists are idiots. …

Multiculturalism: The Conundrum That Is Britain Today

by Neil Bamforth There are those who readily state that Britain today is a ‘multi-cultural society’. There are also those who object mightily to that very concept. The former state…

Rule Britannia!

There are so many many places on our tiny island that can make you feel life is always worth living. You can stroll through the New Forest - which, oddly,…

Will The Far Left And Far Right Ever Learn?

Britain and, I believe, much of the west are instinctively politically centre right with certain centre left tendencies. Alternatively perhaps centre left with centre right tendencies. Take your pick. Either…

The United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Northern Ireland-A One Party State.

Now we all know that Putin runs Russia. I’m somewhat aghast that, as I write that, I have no idea what his political party is. I assume it’s the Communist…

First There Was the MOAB And Now There is the MOWHAND

by Neil Bamforth The ‘Mother Of All Bombs’ is actually called something else (‘Massive Ordnance Air Blast’ apparently, although it could be ‘Management Of Aggressive Behaviour’ which would be pretty…

I’m Only Human After All

by Neil Bamforth That’s me. Human. That’s you too – well it is unless you are a dog or a cat or something, in which case if your owners find…

You Might Be Shocked At What’s Under Your Feet When You Fly

I used to work at Heathrow Airport in cargo. I know how it operates and, as a result, I prefer not to fly anywhere thank you very much. I was…

British Liberals, Immigrants, And Throwing Cans At Cats

Now, before you start, I am referring to the British liberal dream. Whether American liberals had the same dream or not is a mystery to me. You tell me. I…

Is Britain Gripped By Health And Safety Madness?

Now I know some of you insist that British liberals are the same as American liberals - and who am I to argue eh? - but if that is indeed…

Islamist Terror and What It Means For the UK

by Neil Bamforth Four people are dead and at least forty are injured, several critically, after an Islamic extremist drove his car into them on Westminster Bridge close to our…

Mark Rutte, the Dutch Prime Minister, Tells Immigrants to Fit In Or Get Out

The Netherlands has long been considered the most liberal European country there is. It was the first European country to openly allow smoking dope in cafes and so on and…

The Hamster Helpline

Everyone and, seemingly, everything has a 'helpline' these days. All you have to do is call a number for just about any problem, or perceived problem on earth.…

Donald Trump Isn’t the Only Famous Donald

As the current President of the USA is DONALD Trump (God or the deity of your choice help them), my mind, such as it is, started to think along the…

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