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I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Kronenburg beer and milk - sometimes in the same glass. I have a wife, daughter, 9 cats and I like toast.

What British Foxes And Social Media Have In Common

by Neil Bamforth Foxes are doglike mammals with sometimes reddish fur and bushy tails. They used to be hunted by people wearing red jackets on horseback blowing horns and shouting “Tally-Ho!”…

Chairman Of The Board

by Neil Bamforth That thing called ‘political correctness’, it seems to me, has spread like a bloody virus. You can’t say this and you can’t say that and you mustn’t…

Doctor Who’s That Girl?

by Neil Bamforth Actress Jodie Whittaker is the next actor to be cast as Doctor Who. Doctor Who is about to become female. Social media is awash with outrage. There…

Why Are ‘Ladies And Gentlemen’ Banned From London Train Stations?

by Neil Bamforth The politically correct of Britain – in this case specifically London – are ‘at it’ again so, perhaps unsurprisingly, so am I. The sane people of London are probably…

How Britain Has Developed A Fish Problem

You are quite possibly wondering if I have become obsessed with fish or, even more oddly, developed some kind of fish fetish given the number of times fish have popped…

Something Is Fishy In The United Kingdom

by Neil Bamforth “Dogs are man’s best friend” is a familiar and, in my view, often quite accurate saying. As far as I am aware, up to now, the politically…

British Sikh Couple Denied Adoption

A British Sikh couple has been denied their dream of offering a loving home to a child. It appears, oddly, their culture is not right for any available children in the…

Why LGBT People Should Just Please Leave the Children Alone

by Neil Bamforth A  Jewish ‘faith school’ has been criticized by Britain’s education ‘watchdog’ OFSTED (office in standards for education) for failing to teach its students about the different sexual…

UK: Conservatives Won While Actually Losing and Labour Lost While Actually Winning

Well what a year we're having in the UK eh? Islamic terrorists blowing people up at pop concerts and running people over in vans - a white supremacist then runs…

British Family Haunted By ‘Ghost’ Baby

A British mum claims she spotted a 'ghost baby' climbing into the cot of her 18-month-old son and lying next to him on a baby monitor. Laura Haigh and partner…

Islamic Terror Returns To Britain

Any Muslim suspected of being a jihadi or supporting them needs to be interred. That ensures, if they are indeed jihadis or supporters, that they cannot harm innocents.…

Suffer Little Children

Terrorism is always evil. People die when terrorists start doing their thing. Terrorists are, ultimately, idiots. Even well educated terrorists are idiots. …

Multiculturalism: The Conundrum That Is Britain Today

by Neil Bamforth There are those who readily state that Britain today is a ‘multi-cultural society’. There are also those who object mightily to that very concept. The former state…

Rule Britannia!

There are so many many places on our tiny island that can make you feel life is always worth living. You can stroll through the New Forest - which, oddly,…

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