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I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Budweiser. I have a wife, daughter, 5 cats and I like toast.

Is Britain Gripped By Health And Safety Madness?

Now I know some of you insist that British liberals are the same as American liberals - and who am I to argue eh? - but if that is indeed…

Islamist Terror and What It Means For the UK

by Neil Bamforth Four people are dead and at least forty are injured, several critically, after an Islamic extremist drove his car into them on Westminster Bridge close to our…

Mark Rutte, the Dutch Prime Minister, Tells Immigrants to Fit In Or Get Out

The Netherlands has long been considered the most liberal European country there is. It was the first European country to openly allow smoking dope in cafes and so on and…

The Hamster Helpline

Everyone and, seemingly, everything has a 'helpline' these days. All you have to do is call a number for just about any problem, or perceived problem on earth.…

Donald Trump Isn’t the Only Famous Donald

As the current President of the USA is DONALD Trump (God or the deity of your choice help them), my mind, such as it is, started to think along the…

An Englishman Makes It Clear: Donald Trump Is A Sandwich Short of A Picnic

I study history and, there are times whilst I thoroughly enjoy studying history that I wish I didn't like it quite so much. You see, and I've said it before,…

Donald Trump: Using Bullshit To Keep the Hounds At Bay

I admit when it comes to Trump I am trying ever so hard to not shrug my shoulders and just wander off and enjoy life and sod him. It's not…

The Joys And Evils Of Alcohol

I adore alcohol and, perhaps unfortunately, alcohol seems to adore me right back. I seem to have the ability to consume ridiculous amounts without any discernable change in my behaviour.…

An Angry Englishman Takes On Big Business And Tells Us How To Do It

I am flabbergasted and amazed at quite how badly some people allow themselves to be treated when they are paying their hard earned for a service or whatever. Why do…

Chaddy The Owl And Why I Am Immune To Depression

by Neil Bamforth Depression is, I am led to believe, a bloody awful ailment. You can be extraordinarily rich and still suffer from it. People with no reason to have…

Space, the Final Frontier, or An Invasion By Planet Tharg

NASA recently announced the discovery of a solar system that has by far the best chance, to date, of sustaining life.…

An Englishman Continues To Insist He Doesn’t Hate Liberals While Hating Liberals

by Neil Bamforth I told my wife that a lot of you insist I hate Liberals and she said “You hate everyone and everything if you’re in the mood, except…

An Englishman Wants To Know If Trump-Russian Connections Are Just ‘Rumors’

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics may be coming back to haunt us but, not necessarily in the same location it once was. On the other hand, perhaps it will…

Our Liberal Hating Englishman Denies He Hates Liberals

I will do my best to tread carefully here. Every time I have the audacity to be even remotely critical of liberals I get my throat metaphorically ripped out. …

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