An Everyman’s Candidate–Marvin E. Quasniki for President (Video)

He’s a man with vision, sharpened by corrective lenses. He’s a common sense candidate, offering over-simplified solutions to complex problems. He’s a businessman, and a turquoise farmer. He’s Marvin E. Quasniki and he’s taking his message all the way to the Beltway. Look out Washington!

The Picker: Punks Rule the Football World

Plenty are pissed about Oklahoma State being passed up in favor of Alabama to play for a national championship and a second shot at LSU, especially The Picker.

Breaking News: Obama to pardon Cranberry the turkey (Video)

In a shocking turn of events and after much deliberation, Obama will indeed pardon Cranberry, the turkey, slated to be executed by federal officials.

Michelle Obama booed at Nascar Race (Video)

[by C.H.McDermott] Hillbilly-rednecks boo First Lady Michelle Obama at Nascar season finale in Homestead-Miami.

Saving Rick Perry from The Spin Room (Video)

Watch as the political wizards in The Spin Room pull Rick Perry’s chestnuts out of the fire after his historic gaffe in a recent GOP debate.

All-star line up of presidential impersonators (Video)

A presidential impersonator super group featuring Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Ron Howard, Jim Carrey, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey.

Bloggers killed in Mexico by drug cartels

Mexican bloggers killed for writing about cartels–meanwhile in the United States we are still free to write what we want because we have a functioning government.

Ohio voters undo anti-union law

Ohio voters thwart Republican efforts to destroy collective bargaining by two-to-one margin.

Silvio Berlusconi expected to resign as Italy’s prime minister

Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s horn-dog prime minister, may be stepping down soon.

World population hits 7 billion today! Maybe…

Happy Halloween, creatures and ghouls; the world population is flying past 7 billion mark as of today, according to some, which is a little scary.

Poll: Occupy movement more popular than Tea Party

With its emphasis on shining light on the real villains of the financial meltdown, the Occupy Movement is more popular than the all-government-is-bad Tea Party.

Controversial Koran-burning preacher Terry Jones running for president

As if there weren’t enough looneys running for president already, Terry Jones, the Koran burning man of God, is in the race.

Steve Jobs to Rupert Murdoch: Fox News is destructive

Steve Jobs told Rupert Murdoch to his face last year that Fox News is “destructive” and that he was “blowing it” with the conservative news channel.

Voices for Obama–Some of us are not disappointed (Video)

Author, Jake Lamar, gives a sober and level-headed critique of right-wing and left-wing discontent with Obama at “Voices for Obama” event.