When you’re gone – an apocalyptic poem
A poem bidding those farewell who leave us at the rapture.
Feel the wrath of Newt
John Lithgow reads Newt Gingrich’s recent “epic” press release in dramatic fashion.
The Pathology of Birtherism
How “birthers” qualify to be categorized pathological.
Saturday Afternoon Comic Relief: Will Ferrell Shaves Conan O’Brien
Hilarious clip of Will Ferrell grooming the fuzz off of Conan O’Brien’s face. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Natural Hallucinogenic Trip by Optical Illusion
It’s free, it’s legal, and it’s balls-out trippy.
Sally Kern Tries to Apologize for being an Unmitigated Bigot
Oklahoma’s Sally Kern gives lack luster apology for insulting minorities and women on Oklahoma house floor.
Birther Bill and End to Affirmative Action in Oklahoma
Oklahoma seeks to ban affirmative action, passes a birther bill. State representative Sally Kern calls minorities lazy.
Lawyer Admonished by Judge to Re-think his Priorities
A trial was set in federal court. There was a problem. The defendant’s attorney’s wife was scheduled to give birth to their first child at the same time as the trial was set. Defendant’s attorney asked if they could re-schedule. The plaintiff’s attorney objected.
Carl the Lawn Guy Talks Some Serious [Doo-doo]
Carl explains in explicit terms why only people unworthy of his services bag their lawn clippings.
Carl the Lawn Guy: It’s Spring Time–Let’s Grow Some Grass
Carl the lawn guy shares his secret to growing a beautiful fescue lawn, and insults your grandmother at the same time.
Behold! Evangelical Preacher Declares Hell not a Certainty for non-Christians
Author and evangelical preacher, Rob Bell, challenges orthodoxy of eternal damnation for those who do not accept Jesus.
Outrage Fatigue
It’s hard to imagine someone like Ed Schultz of MSNBC taking a little down time to plant pansies about the yard while listening to some...
Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirt is Winning in Tulsa
The indefatigable Charlie Sheen just keeps going and going and going. Read about his latest venture here.
Westoboro’s Site Hacked During Interview with Anonymous
Poetic. While Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of the grand poopa of the Westboro Baptist Church, was engaged in a moderated debate on The David Pakman Show...