Pope: No Animals at Birth of Jesus

Now we have to believe the pope because as I understand it he was ruled infallible when it came to matters of the church, so when he says something was or wasn’t it has to be true, like this story:

Ron Paul Supports Secession

Crazy Ron Paul, the whack-a-doodle who has managed to attract a couple of million like minded followers, has now decided, in his less than infinite wisdom, that those disenchanted with the election should secede from the union.

Study: Gene Predicts Time of Death

It won’t be long before scientists will be able to predict with relative certainty what might kill us, beyond natural disasters, car wrecks, murder, and etc.

Wal-Mart: Workers Shut Up-Get Back to Work

It’s no wonder Wal-Mart employees have begun to strike, and my first question – what took so long?

Bomb Sniffing Mice?

Rumor has it the dogs are unionizing after hearing that they may be replaced by, of all things, MICE! Yes, it’s true. It seems that the diminutive little critters have talents beyond eating everything in sight.

Anti-abortion Tenn. Rep. DeJarlais: Two Affairs, Two Abortions

This is one of those “the law should apply to everyone but me stories”, but it happens in the South so what can you expect. Those of us living in the South have come to expect this kind of behavior for the Republican elite. They stomp around in all their pious glory about their their life saving goodness while they do as they please in their personal lives.

Israel – Hamas Conflict Escalates

Things are hot in the Middle East with Egypt getting extremely nervous about a possible invasion of Gaza by some very angry Israelis.

Petraeus Always Knew Benghazi Incident Was Terrorist Attack

What did the general know and when did he know it? Well, according to what he told Congress in a closed door meeting earlier today he suspected the Benghazi incident was a terrorist attack at the outset.

8 Very Strange Things About The David Petraeus Affair

In some cases, the truth can be stranger than fiction, and the case of David Petraeus and friends, is strange indeed.

Papa John’s Stages Anti-Obamacare Appreciation Day

Papa Johns, the popular pizza place, is getting in on the anti-obamacare movement. I won’t be participating but will boycott any restaurant that stages such nonsense.

Georgia Lawmakers: Obama Using Mind Control

President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as “Delphi” to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities.

Applebee CEO Threatens Layoffs: Blames Obamacare

In a desperate attempt to make millions more for the bosses, the very Republican Zane Tankel, the CEO of Applebee’s, is threatening layoffs over Obamacare.

UK Bishop Busted For Molesting Boys

Innocent children make easy prey for the clergy. In almost all cases when we hear “clergy” and “child molestation” we are programmed to think “Catholic,” but once in a while we get surprised as in this case. Check out this story from the UK.

Study: People Are Getting Dumber

I’ve been teaching for a lot of years, and each year I notice the latest crop doesn’t always seem quite as bright as the last crop, which wasn’t as bright as those that came before them.