Arnold Palmer Hospitalized with Hypertensive Crisis

(AP) ORLANDO, Fla. – Arnold Palmer was hospitalized Sunday afternoon because of high blood pressure from new medication, missing the trophy presentation at his tournament when Tiger Woods won for the first time in 30 months on the PGA Tour.

Doomsday Again: Modern Hippies Wait For Alien Spaceships at Noah’s Ark

A mountain looming over a French commune with a population of just 200 is being touted as a modern Noah’s Ark when doomsday arrives – supposedly less than nine months from now.

James Cameron reaches Mariana Trench on deepest ever solo sub dive

At 5:52 p.m. ET Sunday (7:52 a.m. Monday, local time), James Cameron arrived at the Mariana Trench’s Challenger Deep, members of the National Geographic expedition have confirmed.

Indiana Republicans Pass Law Making it Legal to Kill Cops

Republican Governor Mitch Daniels has signed Senate Enrolled Act 1 into law in Indiana. The new law allows citizens to use deadly force against police officers they think are illegally entering their homes.

Witness: Trayvon Martin Attacked George Zimmerman

If true the appearance of a heretofore unknown witness claiming that Martin attacked Zimmerman could turn this case on its heels, both embarrassing and vindicating more than a few. It would vindicate the police department and embarrass their critics.

Wausau, Wisconsin: Ground Zero for Pet Hating Government

In Wausau, Wisconsin, if you own more than two pets you are subject to a fine of $100 a day until you “get rid” of the excess beating hearts.

Dick Cheney finally gets a new heart

Former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant on Saturday, his office announced.

Number One Google Search: Joba Chamberlain twists his ankle

The world as we know it is coming to an end. The wars, needless deaths, world hunger, racism, genocide, global warming, and other disasters and catastrophes are not nearly as life changing as a baseball player hurting his little ankle on, of all things, a kid’s trampoline.

Geraldo Blames Martin Death on Hoodie

Gerald Rivera, remembered fondly, for, among other things, the discovery of Al Capone’s empty vault, has added to the outrage over Trayvon Martin’s death. He’s blaming the hoodie.

Zimmerman Father: My son is not racist, didn’t confront Trayvon Martin

The Sanford Neighborhood Watch volunteer who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, an unarmed black teenager, did not instigate the encounter but has received death threats and moved out of his home, his father told the Orlando Sentinel on Thursday.

Number one Google Seach: Kim Kardashian Flour Bombed

This is the number one Google search. In other words millions of people care more about someone named Kim Kardashian being turned into a fluffy biscuit than they do about the death of Trayvon Martin, global warming, or the war in Afghanistan.

Rick Santorum attacks president through daughter Malia

Rick Santorum, the embodiment of crass, has reached a new low by criticizing the president for how he raises his children, specifically Malia.

Mitt Romney just like Etch A Sketch

THE United States is the great land of second chances. Change your name. Change your location. Change your life. If you’re a politician, change your ideas, and in so doing, change your prospects. It’s a deep-rooted American tradition that the Mitt Romney campaign has now given a colorful symbol.

Fans: Sean Payton and Saints got what they deserved

It seems like the current situation revolving around the New Orleans Saints and some former coaches fits the term ‘karma’ quite perfectly.