Speaker Jim Jordan—From Shirtsleeves to Shambles
If Jim Jordan is elected Speaker of the House, the Devil Monkeys will take over the Congress. Americans cannot let that happen, but how do...
Donald Trump’s Last Quarter Pounder With Cheese
The clatter of the city, the bustling streets filled with Yellow Cabs, and the seemingly mundane choices of everyday life suddenly fade away when you...
My Amazon Addiction: When I Accidentally Ordered a Chocolate Lab Instead of a Chocolate Bar
We've all been there. It's midnight, you're cozily ensconced in your favorite PJs, and you tell yourself, "Just one more click, one more purchase." But...
VP Marjorie Taylor Greene? Speaker Jim Jordan? Say it ain’t so!
When one thinks of Congress, the image that usually comes to mind is that of dignified statesmen and women gravely debating the nation’s future. However,...
Trump and McCarthy—The Monkeys Amongst Us
Ah, politics—the never-ending theater of the absurd where the actors, known as devil monkeys, are rarely as they seem. Let's not literally "kill" the devil...
The Day I Caught Jesus Yelling At My Dog
I remember the day I found Jesus yelling at my dog. There he was, screaming at my four-legged friend for talking to a cat. "Bad...
Calico the Cat: “Don’t Let Donald Trump Hitlerize America”
During social and economic unrest, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump became polarizing figures in their respective countries. Hitler rose to prominence in post-World War I...
Hey MSNBC—Do We Have to Go to FOX News to Find Some Passion?
In the corridors of American media, the big three stand out: Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN. Each claims to offer something unique to its viewers,...
Nursing Home Horror and What To Do About It
My friend Sarah always thought that choosing an expensive nursing home for her mother, Margaret, would guarantee the love and care she deserved in her...
You Can’t Help Getting Older But You Don’t Have To Get Old
Aging sneaks up on us, changing us in small yet significant ways, and there is little we can do about it. Then again, we can...
To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before: “When All Else Fails Get A Dog”
Ladies, you know who you are—those who’ve had the "pleasure" of sharing a chapter in my ‘book of love.’ First, let me say I am...
Why I’ll Never Cut Grass Again
I stopped cutting my grass a few months ago, and the transformation has been remarkable. At first glance, you might think my yard has gone...
What Spooked the Dogs Last Night—Everyone Knows Ghosts Don’t Exist
The following story is true. I have neither embellished nor invented any part of it. This really happened to me last night…in the dark. I...
Everybody Knows Only Old People Vote
I heard a a couple of Gen Z'ers talking about the 2024 presidential election. Both were eager to let the other know they would never...