Jesus Jumpers Jumping for Santorum
Praise Jesus! The jumpers are jumping and the crazy christians will be preaching from their pulpits today! It seems Rick Santorum is the flavor of the day for the god…
What the Bible Really Says About Sex
Sex is a selfish act, a conquest of personal fulfillment. Sure it is. Read more.…
Jesus and Mithras: The curious coincidences of the man and the myth (Video)
The Vatican was built upon the grounds previously devoted to the worship of Mithra (the bull guy-600 B.C.). The Orthodox Christian hierarchy is nearly identical to the Mithraic version. …
Random Ramblings of a Christian Fanatic on Christmas Morning.
I passed brother Owl this morning as he hunted in a meadow near the trail. He told me my family is safe, the only spirits around them are good ones.…
Why vampires hate a crucifix
We've all seen the movies and we know the best way to scare off an evil vampire is with anything religious, especially a crucifix.…
Rupert Murdoch: ‘God made me do it’ – God arrested
Rupert Murdoch, feeling the heat, turns another one of his employees over to the police. God arrested.…
Evangelical scientist says global warming is real: Christians angry!
When Katharine Hayhoe was faced with telling a group of petroleum engineers in the heart of the Texas oil patch that the main culprit for climate change is humanity's consumption…
The Militant Atheist
When the media talking heads and others refer to a "militant atheist," the object of their slander is usually a hapless atheist who had the unmitigated nerve to openly question…
Another Visit from God
Yes, God came over this morning. Again. Luckily I was not eating, I was dusting, and when He popped through the roof, I just knocked over a Chinese lamp. He…
Scary Bible Stories for Girls
Thought experiment: imagine you are a 12 year old girl. A minister gives you a Bible for your first Communion. You actually read it.…
The little boy and the priest
A priest was seated next to a little boy on an airplane and he turned to him, placed his hand on his leg and said, “Do you want to talk?…
Why religion is like a penis
How many Jesus Jumpers do you know that are hell-bent (pun intended) on recruiting you for the Army of the Lord?…
An Atheist asks why Jesus is hiding
Have you ever wondered why the Christians are always going on about "finding Jesus?" I mean to hear them tell it if a person doesn't find the J-Man that…
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