DEAR MADDY TACKLES THE TWISTED TOOL
As I read your response to 4D about his penis problem, (BTW penis is my very favorite word!) It brought back all the times the husband has experienced similar problems. He is 57 and it just doesn’t feel the same lately. It feels shorter and kinda crooked. Is this normal for an over-the-hill guy to have a penis that has morphed into something unrecognizable? Can you HELP?
Concerned
Dear Concerned,
Unfortunately your husband’s twisted tool may be the result of a medical condition known as Peyronie’s Disease. This condition most often strikes men over the age of 40, and your unhappy hubby is that plus seventeen.
The exact cause of this unmentionable malady is unknown although it has been linked to anti-hypertensive drugs such as calcium channel and beta blockers. It may go away on its own, remain stable, or get worse.
Unfortunately there is no known reliable cure but I highly recommend you urge the husband to see a doctor. After all if “penis” is your favorite word I suspect playing with one could be your favorite activity so you’ll want to make sure the old boy takes care of it.
I hope I was able to help…..
If you have questions for Dear Maddy just drop her a line at dearmaddy1@gmail.com. Under no circumstances will your identity or email address be compromised.
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SO you say 4D! So you say 🙂 🙂
I’m so glad my penis encouraged this question…;-)
At least mine’s straight!!!!
If his penis (giggle) is long enough to be crooked then what exactly is the problem?
LOL Truth!
thank you Maddy for your expertise on twisted penis’s.
I googled Peyronies disease and showed him but he is not interested in further exploration of the penis mystery. Maybe I’m blowing this all out of proportion and there isn’t really a problem? Afterall it’s not my body part so maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about. It just doesn’t feel like good ‘ole George from years past. Know what I mean?
Maddy herself does not comment Concerned, but I passed along your note and she is glad she was able to help you. It is unfortunate that “good ole George” has changed, then again could it just be you? 🙂 🙂
Dear Maddy, I have experienced the problem myself but I remember seeing an article recommending a penis extender tool that would help correct this condition as well as adding length to the aforementioned appendage. Personally, it looked as if it would be a bit uncomfortable to me but desperate situations may call for desperate measures.
A penis extender? Wow! Where did you find that Bill??? 🙂