SARAH PALIN IS A WILD ALASKAN DINGBAT!
Florida’s Congressman Alan Grayson, known to have huge and giant balls, called Sarah Palin a wild Alaskan dingbat while mocking her relentlessly on his website. Some other choice words:
In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.When asked to comment about what effect Palin’s criticism might have, Grayson pointed out, “As the Knave’s horse says in Alice in Wonderland, ‘dogs will believe anything.’” Earlier, as the Orlando Sentinel reported, Grayson said, “I’m sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park,” which is part of Grayson’s district.
Grayson said that the Alaskan chillbilly was welcome to return to Central Florida anytime, as long as she brings lots of money with her, and spends it. “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them,” Grayson added…
All of this because Palin had the temerity to visit Orlando and make some critical remarks about Grayson. He certainly likes to punch back. It’ll be interesting to see how that sells in November.
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It’s not her fault, she’s only saying what someone wrote on her hand.
Why waste real estate on the Wild Alaskan Dingbat? It might be more fitting to allow hunting of that species from planes…
🙂
LOL ITK7!! I couldn’t possibly agree more…
Brilliant!– about time someone gave the Alaskan-Grifting-Granny a taste of her medicine…sincerely hope she runs in 2012 so she’ll be fully exposed as the mincing/winking jukebox of GOP talking points, w/ the furball some cat coughed up, masquerading as a hairstyle…
Go Grayson!
Very true Infidel Lol lOL!
Sue I do not know how he is doing in Florida and I have learned never to trust Floridians. I lived there for over 20 years and I know what they are capable of….
LOL Morgalla! I agree. We need a Dingbat Dungeon!!
Unlikely to be an endangered species (unfortunately) since they can produce offspring without even any sign of being pregnant first.
Grayson is smart and has a smart-mouthed attitude. That is not a dig, I LOVE HIM!! He never backs down, he speaks his mind and the truth.
Do you know how he’s doing in Florida as far as re-election? We need him to win, we need him and all the progressives we can get this election year.
Sue, he is leading all comers to go against him. Even among republicans he is the choice. Go figure.
If this Alaskan Dingbat is a unique species, perhaps it should be regarded as seriously endangered and sequestered in a high security enclosure for our…I mean its own protection.
Fantastic. Love this guy and wish there were more like him.
HillB: Ya know now that you mention it The Palin is the only wild Alaskan Dingbat I have ever seen.
Stimpson: This is America. We elected George Bush.
What a great man! 🙂
(Btw, has anyone seen a wide Alaskan dingbat besides Palin?)
Why yes, yes I have. Ted Stevens. He is no longer in office but he is a wild Alaskan dingbat thinking he could get off on corruption charges. Oh wait, he did, well then carry on.
If Grayson isn’t re-elected by a wide margin, then his district is full of idiots.
Stimpson, he actually conducted a poll in his district and he LEADS the republicans in a republican primary. So he can win.
Not in our lifetime my friend….
As they say in the movie industry, “publicity is better than no publicity.” Maybe one day we will be able to say “Palin who?”
LOL! I haven’t figured out if you’re spam yet so you can stay at least for a while 🙂
It’s time to exile Sara Plain, so that the rest of us can stop threatening to move to Canada:
Video link: The Last Straw
(satire)