Be Careful Where You Park The Hearse

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How embarrassing would that be, and tiring, especially if the graveyard is about 10 miles away.

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Holte Ender

Holte Ender will always try to see your point of view, but sometimes it is hard to stick his head that far up his @$$.
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13 years ago

Jess has hit on something. They’ve got dwarf tossing, wife carrying, why not coffin hauling? Winner gets a free burial!

Reply to  Randal Graves
13 years ago

LOL!! Works for me.

Jess
Reply to  Randal Graves
13 years ago

From what I have been reading right now, they also have baggage lifters that are rented, by the day, by anti gay men who just happen to be gay. So much Internet, not so much time on my lunch hour.

For research purposes, I went to the site and you have to go through some raunchy stuff to get to renting the boy. I tell you not being a gay man, if I had to deal with the guy pictured in this article, it would be enough to turn me straight if I was gay.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/05/anti-gay-christian-narth-leader-and-gay.html

Jess
Reply to  Holte Ender
13 years ago

I know Holte. I have been all bummed about my little doves nesting and this eco disaster happening. When I saw this I had a really good hearty, WTF did he think he was not going to be caught with this guy. I’m home now, so I have to call up gay best friend and have more laughs about yet ANOTHER hypocrite being caught “lifting luggage”, having a “wide stance” or hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Reply to  Jess
13 years ago

Hey- even some guys with an “atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-overs” NEED to have their baggage lifted or their balls washed every so often. *snicker*

I hope that kid got a huge tip for his services, as I don’t think I’d even want to be in a photo with that guy!

Jess
13 years ago

Were they hoping to hear from the deceased, what life was like in the afterlife with that microphone there or something? The exercise would have been good for the legs and upper body of those pall bearers. What is the matter with people, 10 miles is just a good stretch of the legs.

Reply to  Jess
13 years ago

You’re right Jess. Heck I do ten miles before breakfast 🙂

13 years ago

That’ll teach him to die!!!

Slatts
13 years ago

Filming for TV program… Note the boom mike above the coffin.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2839909/Hearse-towed-away-for-comedy-show.html

Reply to  Slatts
13 years ago

You’re right!! Thanks Slatts. Stop by again!

Admin
13 years ago

ROFLMAO!! No corpse left behind….

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