Fanatic Jesus Jumper – George Carlin Burning in Hell
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Tip of the Hat to Monicks for the following Jesus Jumping rant. It was written by some cross-crawler named David J. Stewart. I had never heard of him but apparently he is well known in the Jesus Jumper World and not everyone loves him. I have read it several times and each time I am reminded of the insanity of the Hard Right Fundies. Let me know what you think:
I recently viewed a YouTube video by the late comedian, George Carlin, titled “Religion is Bullshit.” Click here for a transcript version. Sadly, Mr. Carlin is almost assuredly burning in Hell this moment, having died in his sins. In John 14:6 Jesus plainly stated: “I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” Carlin was an open atheist, who plainly denied the existence of God. Unbelievers have always placed God on trial, demanding “proof” of His existence. Any honest person KNOWS that God exists… “For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse” (Romans 1:20, King James Bible).
After watching George Carlin’s blasphemous video, I couldn’t help but think about the ridiculous theories of Evolution, and how unsaved people blindly, without question, accept the lame and unscientific theories of Evolution by faith. The unsaved world looks for answers to satisfy the MIND; but the Bible proclaims that salvation is of the HEART… “For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness…” (Romans 10:10, King James Bible). Interestingly, 2nd Corinthians 4:4 warns us that Satan blinds THE MIND… “In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.”
Romans 1:21 states: “Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.” Salvation is a matter of the heart. Long before Mr. Carlin decided there was no God, he admittedly “tried to believe in God.” As with many folks, Carlin expected God to do things his way; but God works in His own way…
“Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon. For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts” (Isaiah 55:7,8).
I liked George Carlin. He spoke his mind about various topics and made no apologies for his opinions. I admire that. I think Carlin was a nice guy. I am very sad that Mr. Carlin denied the Bible, Jesus Christ and God. I certainly don’t enjoy knowing that he is almost assuredly in Hell. The Bible warns in 2nd Thessalonians 1:8,9…
“In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power.”
If the Bible is true, and I believe It is 100%, then George Carlin died and went to Hell according to 2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9, because he refused to obey the Gospel. I didn’t say that, God did.
Carlin’s video is compelling and he makes some really strong arguments why God doesn’t exist; but he fails to mention all the reasons why we SHOULD believe that God exists. The very question of where life originated begs the existence of God. It couldn’t have just happened. The very notion that the universe began with a Big Bang is absurd. How big is the universe? Can it have an end? If so, what exists beyond that boundary? The answer is impossible by all human logic and scientific evidence. Where did time begin? Can time have a beginning, or ending? How could there be no beginning of time? The only answer is God.
“To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me.” —Acts 26:18
Ed. Note: What utter nonsense!!!
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I will certainly be back.
you former /btards now trolling everything with Digg do yrselves and rational thinking a great disservice with all this uproar.
this jesus jumper, misguided though he/she/it is(unlike the rest of us) even admits Carlin’s greatness, but he holds on to his conviction. if you have equally firm conviction that there is nothing mystical in existence, that is about, but not quite as crazy as believing the bible word for word.
i don’t think this particular blogger is dangerous and you should stop wasting yr time being upset about this. yr disdain for this person is a good indicator that humanity is screwed and rationalists are as much to blame as extremists. if you truly were more evolved you wouldn’t b reading this to see who commented on yr stupid comment.
George was/is a champ!
And the fucker still owes me two bucks…he made me throw away my bible!!
Why can’t these people go ten words at a time without throwing in some quotation from their Bronze Age babble that tells them what they’re supposed to think? Don’t they ever think on their own?
Oops, he did, in his last paragraph talking about the universe and the origin of life, and he just made a complete fool of himself. Never mind.
We were thinking along the same lines, Infidel. As evidence that God exists, the hateful fanatic quotes … the Bible! I laughed out loud at that.
You don’t even have to right to speak Carlin’s name. The Christian Nutbags hated Carlin because he told the truth about them.
It’s a good sign the Christians are afraid, weak and stupid that they have to attack someone who only told the truth. Interesting how Mr. Scott thinks he can speak for God – what’s wrong, George’s truths hit a little too close to home?
Religious insanity will either 1) fade away as people become more educated or 2) destroy the earth.
If they hated Carlin, then they would not like my book one bit…
Goodness.
You know, I saw Carlin three times in my life… at different evolutions: 18, 29, 37…. I laughed til I cried and enjoyed his wisdom.
I mourn his loss.
Fuck them ole christians.
George Carlin and Lenny Bruce telling jokes down in Hades. They call it “Last Comic Burning”……Sorry.
We were monkeys and then….er….we were monkeys….
hell, we’re all still just hairless apes.
I’m getting hairless…old age and all, but my wife still says I’m an ass…er …ape…
Ha HA HA HA! Thanks for the yuks. I especially love the souls burning in hell video. Wonder when the sequel comes out?
I Digged it – The Jesus Jumper doesn’t need digging he needs burying. What a jackass, he is going to be one disappointed guy.
Ain’t no shortage of vindictive religious fundies.
I hope someone Diggs this. I have been submitting all day and I don’t want to wear out my welcome 🙂 Oh and praise the Lord of course….
Oooh, I hope you have already been fitted for the asbestos suit. You didn’t say and pass the Cheetos when you said praise the Lord, you are SOOOO going to hell for that.
Pass the shittos please
On issues like this, I always fall back on my failsafe question…WWSD- What Would Sarah Do…and I know the opposite will be correct.
Are religious people crazy? or stupid?…or both?