Nicolas Cage Admits To Having Odd Sexual Appetites

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Nicolas Cage can always be counted on for bizarre behavior, and his latest has to do with his strange eating habits. The actor has a “fascination” with all animals,   but it goes a bit further than that. “I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex,” he says. What exactly does that mean? Well, “I think fish are very dignified with sex,” he explains. “So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”

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13 years ago

Lisa Marie Presley married, consecutively, Michael Jackson and Nicholas Cage. Who the hell’s she going to wed next? I’m wondering. Carrot-Top maybe?…..P.S. Hey Mike, you didn’t think that Cage was awesome in “Leaving Las Vegas? Adaptation? He seems to do much better in the art-house type movies.

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13 years ago

I cannot stand Nicholas Cage and can’t think of a worse actor.

Jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise. I could go on and on but those are my top three for right now.

Jess
13 years ago

Hey, least he is honest about being a freak. I see too many people not honest about it. If you is a freak, fly that flag, NOTHING wrong with that.

13 years ago

And I care about his sex life because…?
Oh yeah, you are making fun of the old guys who don’t have sex anymore, at least that what you all think, he he.

13 years ago

Cleaver. I’ve always loved this guy. I just like him. It kind of surprises me that there are folks who actually hate this guy’s acting. Ah, well.
Then again,
I can’t abide Tom Cruise. Nor Jon Voight … who I photographed for the news in Lauderdale when he was filming “Champ” and he was so very nice too. It’s the politics. Faye Dunaway was a rare bitch in the extreme… but I like these days…
IT’S ALL POLITICS? EH? LOL funny article.

13 years ago

Mr Cage is just a philosopher. He “won’t do what he can’t eat” or won’t eat what he wouldn’t do- now I’ve confused myself. He should consider eating slugs. They have a compellingly graceful sex act.

13 years ago

Right now, up top, just below the headline “Nicolas Cage admits to having odd sexual appetites”, there’s a Google ad with the name “Blanche Lincoln” in big letters.

I suppose that might qualify as an odd sexual appetite?

I’m sure the poor pigs are so-o-o broken up that Mr. Cage won’t eat them.

Based on 4D’s comment, I assume Mr. Cage wouldn’t eat a Yorkshireman either.

13 years ago

Mad as a hatter. What more can you say?

…obviously no Yorkshire genes in him anyway…;-) baaaaaa

Why do Yorkshiremen wair wellington boots?
So the sheep can’t run away

Get it? Back legs? Welington Boots?

oh allright…I’ll get me coat

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