People Who Have Read The Bible In It’s Entirety
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When I tell my xian friends that religious studies was my minor in university, they still wonder why I’m an atheist. Read and the truth shall be revealed.
I’ve read it twice. Why do you think I’m an atheist?
Yes.. I do think Oso is an Obamatheist! LOL
makes sense doesn’t it? the graft?
Yes, I have read the entire Bible. Many times. It says:
“And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
That’s it. I’ve read it many times.
There isn’t anything else in the Bible, is there???
Does the lolcat Bible count? That is the one I have read all the way through? The regular Bible just was too sleep inducing for me. Although the begetting and violence and flood story did pique my interest.
I have. I once translated most of the NT from the kione. I thought it contained a lot of truth as long as I did not try to take it too literally.
I don’t believe even the Pope has ever made it all the way through that thing. It must be the most horribly-edited book in existence.
And one of the most boring. Ezkiel beget Ashjakia, who beget Elam, who beget Jeremia, who beget…
I didn’t see “Lawyers” in the pie chart.
Surely Lawyers don’t have time to read the Bible, not with all the libraries of law books to get through.
ROFLMAO.
You know what’s kinda funny, it’s like the reason I read so much of the healthcare and financial reform bills-so I could complain about them and use the knowledge to rebut the arguments in their favor.
I’ve never read the Bible other than parts of it. I’m a believer so I don’t need to, I guess?
So does that make me an Obamatheist, and you guys the equivalent of the Christians ? And if so-where do the lions enter into the picture ?
When do the Lions come into the picture you ask, dinner time, that’s when.
It’s a pretty entertaining read for the most part. Save for those mind-numbing descendant lists.
They were really into begetting, I suppose it was because they kept getting wiped out in floods and fire and brimstone attacks.
LOL LOL!! I LOVE this pie chart!