Religions of Peace?
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Onion rings? Scotch? Who said scotch? Onion rings and scotch..as long as it isn’t Dewars…Blech!
How about a religion based on lust and sloth.
Or transcendence through scotch. The First Church of Dewar’s.
Amen Lawyer. I may head off and get myself “churched” right now in broad daylight.
Cheers.
-SJ
Next visitor is a representative of a US multinational spreading the peace of outsourced factory work.
I hope the next major religion is centered around hot pants and onion rings instead of some book of contradictions.
I’m way too old to wear hot pants, but I love onion rings.
Knowing religion, it would probably require you to eat the pants and wear the onion rings.
Hah hahahaha!
-Or claim the onion rings made themselves and that hot pants are an indication of pious virtue.
I’m totally on board with the onion rings. The hotpants, not so much, but to each his own, and Randal can do the hotpants wearing and sweat chanting.