Scumbag Lures Bear with Donuts then Shoots It

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A Pennsylvania hunter was fined $7,000 for luring a black bear with doughnuts, then illegally shooting it. Charles Olsen was spotted in his pastry-packed truck a week before hunting season. “Seeing him drive by with an unusual amount of pastries was like watching an individual go down a row of parked vehicles testing each handle to see if it would open,” said a local conservation officer. Driving around with doughnuts isn’t illegal, but the officer did jot down the guy’s license plate number and pass it along to those who man the bear check stations. When Olsen brought in a 707-pound bear, the officer paid him a visit, and the hunter confessed. Bears with a sweet tooth will now have a break, notes the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Olsen won’t be hunting for at least 3 years.

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13 years ago

Obviously not a Simpsons fan then?

Bastard!

Bee
13 years ago

Now that is one sorry son of a bitch.

13 years ago

Hunters is the wrong title for these guys.

osori
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

Got a point there man!

13 years ago

I like Randal’s idea. And Mother Hen’s idea with the donuts, only I’d do something different…something about an anthill comes to mind…

Those pitiful “hunters” are definitely a waste of space and oxygen.

osori
13 years ago

Rotten,rotten bastard.
I’m with the majority here. If a park ranger just up and blew the MF away it would be well deserved.

13 years ago

Darn. Everyone beat me to it. It not only makes me want to cry, it makes me want to find the nearest gun and head for PA looking for some nuts.

Jess, you’re right on. And hey, I went to jail for hugging trees. Well, maybe a little more was involved. ; )

Jess
Reply to  Leslie Parsley
13 years ago

A story for another time then. I myself went to jail for just sitting down. All right it was in the middle of San Francisco traffic, but I was just sitting there 😉

Reply to  Leslie Parsley
13 years ago

Leslie – If you ever write your life story, put me down for a copy.

13 years ago

I think he should have all the donuts ringed ’round his winkie (give a new meaning to “fuck a rolling donut!” and be allowed to hunt in the buff in this manner. He gets a knife. He can cut off the donuts…or…I doubt it would be much use against a hungry bear. (Can you tell I’ve been watching the “Saw” movie?) Bastard should never get his license back.

Jess
13 years ago

People like this, don’t deserve to occupy the same space as these animals taking up their oxygen and mine. 7K is not nearly enough and a lifetime ban should have been what he was given IMO. That is just me and my tree hugging ways, wanting to save everything on the planet empathy, what do I know. You don’t mess with kids and animals in my world.

13 years ago

It makes you cry.

I’ve watched black bears in the winter sliding down a hill, three of them, having nothing but fun. How do I approach anyone who denies that my animal brothers and sisters have no soul?

They make me cry.

13 years ago

Sure it wasn’t Colbert?

Hell with not hunting for three years, steel cage match between Mr. Olsen and an adult black bear. He wins, he gets his license back. He loses, a bear gets a good meal.

Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

Ditto MM.

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