Common Hatred of Gays Unites Christians and Muslims

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A group of senior Islamic clerics has written to Pope Benedict XVI calling for the world’s two biggest faiths to find common cause over their obsessive hatred of gay people according to our friends at the The Daily Mash.

The Muslim leaders have appealed to Christians to join them in making increasingly bizarre and inflammatory claims about the nature of homosexuality.

The letter states: “Dear Pope – We hate the poofy men more than you. Yes? We think so, but maybe no. Why not we have coffee soon and be finding out?

“You say men with men is disease. We say it caused by devils. It is, how you say, ‘potatoe – potahtoe’.

“We also want to tell you and all Christ followers – we love Creationism! Also, let’s talk about women and how rubbish they are at everything.

The letter ends: “What world needs right now is much power to religious fundamentalisers. Yes? See you soon. Best regards, the Muslims.”


Let’s quit fighting and go after the girly boys together


Pope Benedict has yet to respond officially but Vatican sources said the Pontiff read the letter while nodding a lot, pointing to different paragraphs and shouting “yeah! yeah!”.

Tom Logan, professor of theology at Glasgow Clyde University, said: “Some people may be wondering why this has taken so long, given that they’re all out of their fucking minds in exactly the same way. Probably something to do with money.”

The inter-faith project is expected to start with a seminar on the top ten ways to hurt yourself in the name of God.

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Holte Ender will always try to see your point of view, but sometimes it is hard to stick his head that far up his @$$.
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13 years ago

[…] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Michael Scott, Holte Ender. Holte Ender said: RT @madmike1 Common Hatred Unites Christians and Muslims http://bit.ly/dcZlTS […]

osori
13 years ago

I can’t find any ladies interested in me, maybe I should switch teams.Like Seinfeld says, if you find someone your own size you double your wardrobe.

Jess
13 years ago

You know what they say. The enemy of my enemy is, hell I don’t know what they say anymore other than, we hate this group so you should too.

13 years ago

Oh shit!!! This is Amazing! The Neanderthals actually show brain activity and are trying to find safety in numbers…next they may try to … I don’t know…maybe Breathe?

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