Lady Gaga, the Sex Doll Version

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I was gonna hold this for Friday’s pop culture commentary, but the story’s too funny/creepy/awesome to let it sit any longer.

Pervy, lonely fans of Lady Gaga can now ease – or is that feed? – their suffering with a sex doll modeled after the pop artiste.

Fans of clever wordplay will love how the packaging references lyrics from a couple of her hits, with “I Wanna Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick!” and “She Loves It When You Poke-Her [sic] Face!”

What a wonderful world.

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10 years ago

Great blog right here! Also your web site rather a lot up fast!
What web host are you the usage of? Can I get your affiliate link in your host?
I wish my website loaded up as fast as yours lol

13 years ago

I heard that La Gaga is really a male? Dunno, but can the blow up doll have 2 pieces of useless equipment?

13 years ago

Oso – Happy birthday in August and, sadly, no. You can’t shag Lady Gaga. Probably.

osori
Reply to  fourdinners
13 years ago

thanks fourdinners!

13 years ago

I don’t know if a Lady Gag Gag, especially one that smells like a shower curtain, is going to get the romance going for me.

Especially one that says “Made in China” on her backside.

(no insult meant to our Chinese Sex toy industry workers out there)

13 years ago

Does it come with the fembot style brassiere guns as well? If not I don’t want it.

Jess
Reply to  Mother Hen
13 years ago

🙂 It might if you buy it at the new Christian sex toy place give their thinking on guns and things. No, I am so not kidding about that. When secular folk sell sex toys it is pornography, Christians selling it, intimacy tools or aids for marriage. I wish this was a joke, it is so funny.

http://book22.com/merchant2/

Reply to  Jess
13 years ago

Love it!!! Believe in the second coming. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Etc.

Jess
Reply to  Stimpson
13 years ago

Exactly Stimpson. Jesus was a carpenter, now he is a power tool :). I just don’t like the hypocrisy of it all, it just disturbs me. Admit you get your damn freak on, like the rest of us, and quit trying to to tell everyone else what to do.

Reply to  Jess
13 years ago

Amen to that. 🙂

Reply to  Jess
13 years ago

Honey, your nether regions smell so heavenly. What is it?

Dear, I’m trying my new Testa-Mints panties. Do you like them?

Well that’s not a pillar of salt your looking at baby…

13 years ago

I read your link, it is recommended that you: “stock up now this is going to sell out fast”. Stock up, like cans of soup and bottles of water in a hurricane. I’m down to my last two dozen Lady Gaga’s.

13 years ago

Thank God. It’s about time. Too bad that wasn’t released before father’s day. It would have been a hit.

osori
13 years ago

Is this a good time to mention I’ve got a birthday coming up in August?

just sayin’.

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