Lady Gaga, the Sex Doll Version
I was gonna hold this for Friday’s pop culture commentary, but the story’s too funny/creepy/awesome to let it sit any longer.
Pervy, lonely fans of Lady Gaga can now ease – or is that feed? – their suffering with a sex doll modeled after the pop artiste.
Fans of clever wordplay will love how the packaging references lyrics from a couple of her hits, with “I Wanna Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick!” and “She Loves It When You Poke-Her [sic] Face!”
What a wonderful world.
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I heard that La Gaga is really a male? Dunno, but can the blow up doll have 2 pieces of useless equipment?
Oso – Happy birthday in August and, sadly, no. You can’t shag Lady Gaga. Probably.
thanks fourdinners!
I don’t know if a Lady Gag Gag, especially one that smells like a shower curtain, is going to get the romance going for me.
Especially one that says “Made in China” on her backside.
(no insult meant to our Chinese Sex toy industry workers out there)
Does it come with the fembot style brassiere guns as well? If not I don’t want it.
🙂 It might if you buy it at the new Christian sex toy place give their thinking on guns and things. No, I am so not kidding about that. When secular folk sell sex toys it is pornography, Christians selling it, intimacy tools or aids for marriage. I wish this was a joke, it is so funny.
http://book22.com/merchant2/
Love it!!! Believe in the second coming. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Etc.
Exactly Stimpson. Jesus was a carpenter, now he is a power tool :). I just don’t like the hypocrisy of it all, it just disturbs me. Admit you get your damn freak on, like the rest of us, and quit trying to to tell everyone else what to do.
Amen to that. 🙂
Honey, your nether regions smell so heavenly. What is it?
Dear, I’m trying my new Testa-Mints panties. Do you like them?
Well that’s not a pillar of salt your looking at baby…
I read your link, it is recommended that you: “stock up now this is going to sell out fast”. Stock up, like cans of soup and bottles of water in a hurricane. I’m down to my last two dozen Lady Gaga’s.
Thank God. It’s about time. Too bad that wasn’t released before father’s day. It would have been a hit.
Is this a good time to mention I’ve got a birthday coming up in August?
just sayin’.