Christian light bulbs – Pray your way into the light
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Thanks to one of our valued readers “Clanman” for sending me this great graphic. Expect sales of these science free lights bulbs to go through the roof. I think there will be millions of disappointed customers sitting in the darkness. Come back Thomas Edison, all is forgiven.
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What a joke. My hellfire-powered, Anton LaVey Lights work just fine.
I know! All I need to do is walk into the room and mine start blinking like a circus wagon.
Ah- lightbulbs for the Fundamentals! As long as they are properly inserted in the fundament of course.
And with each Purchase, absolution.
Product is free to small boys, just fill out Mailing address and times your at Home. Alone.
Obviously Catholic light bulbs.
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I’ve tried them, and they produce light. At least, they produce light for me. If they don’t work for you, that just means you don’t have enough faith. But you’re not alone in that deficiency. I find whenever I have friends over at night, the bulbs don’t work. That’s because *they* don’t have enough faith. Their lack of faith (and possibly their wickedness) cancels out my faith. At least, that’s my firmly held belief, which you *must* respect.
Um, yeah, ok, you are not doing the wickedness right if you are getting it wrong ;). You need to be schooled in wicked ways. I shall volunteer Oso and MH for this task, because unlike them, these lights WILL work for me since I am not wicked.
Watch out for Stimpson Jess, not only does he have a way with words, but he has a way with light bulbs too although Thomas Edison might disagree.
Yabut, isn’t that like not safe for family viewing the “way” he has with the lightbulbs? See, got you to thinking didn’t it?
I meant Stimpson’s faith in non-scientific light bulbs, that’s is his way with them and I respect him for it.
Oh someone HAS to help me find the number for the manufacturer of these, if this is real. I am totally going to call them and make fun of them, after I tell them I am glad they decided to forego science in the manufacturing process. I just did ninja googling and cannot find anything.
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