Crazy Glenn Beck becomes Lindsay Lohan (video)

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Glenn Beck whipped out more than his chalkboards last night. During a segment in which he tied MSNBC’s low ratings to its coverage of super relevant stories like jailbird Lindsay Lohan, Beck said, “Did you hear she wrote something on her fingernails? I saw it on MSNBC—hey MSNBC…” Then he proceeds to fake sob and display fingernails bearing the message “NO RATING.” If that wasn’t message enough, he explains: “Maybe because you’re not covering anything that anybody wants to watch. Maybe because you’re talking about Lindsay Lohan, and she doesn’t affect anyone’s life.”

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Jess
13 years ago

Is there anyone else here, just reaches levels of rage that they want to really reach in and punch him out and snatch his ass baldheaded or is it just me? I managed 2 minutes and 17 seconds before I became rage filled and stopped the video. Did he use his Vick’s Vapor rub method acting this time, or was he just his normal crazy self?

Jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

C yu two cin lurn tings on teh internets :). I take it you have never heard this particular phrase Mike. It is best said when you are in front of the person that has pissed you off royally. You really should have either a hand on the hip or your finger in the face of person and then you go all in and say, if you don’t step off and get out of my face I am going to snatch your ass baldheaded. Not that little innocent me has ever used this kind of threat towards people, when they have pissed me off or anything. I can bet money Oso has heard, or used, this phrase more than once if I am correct.

Randal Graves
13 years ago

Disparaging America’s Foremost Performance Artist? You’ll miss him when he’s gone to Bellevue.

13 years ago

He is complaining about irrelevant stories? He is the top of the irrelevancy charts. Number one baby.

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t effect anybody’s life, neither does Glenn Beck, unless they don’t have a life.

13 years ago

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