Crime Drops in California Overnight – Thanks to Lindsay Lohan

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Pain-in-the-ass celebrity, Lindsay Lohan, (not sure what she’s famous for) has single-handedly forced crime figures down, almost miraculously, all over California. Experts are speculating that the thought of sharing a cell with the queen of spoiled, has put fear into the hearts of would be criminals, at least for 90 days.

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Holte Ender

Holte Ender will always try to see your point of view, but sometimes it is hard to stick his head that far up his @$$.
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13 years ago

I think she’s famous, like the Kardashians, for many dudes wanting to have sex with her. I can’t think of any of her movies, for example.

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13 years ago

The Parent Trap. My girls have watched it more times than Shrek.

LOL. Hilarious post.

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