First Jewish President of the United States

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The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Rebecca Gotleib. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, ‘So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?’

‘I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.’

‘Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.’

‘I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?’

Oh Mom, replies Susan, ‘I’ll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York .’

‘Honey,’ Mom complains, ‘you know I can’t eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.’

The President-to-be responds, ‘Don’t worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come.’

So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Rebecca Gotleib is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president’s mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her.

‘You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States

The Senator whispers back, ‘Yes I do.’

Mom says proudly, ‘Her brother is a doctor.’

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Holte Ender

Holte Ender will always try to see your point of view, but sometimes it is hard to stick his head that far up his @$$.
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13 years ago

When I first saw this headline, I thought it was going to be a story about Obama; then I remembered that he’s Muslim, not Jewish.

At least I think I saw something to that effect on the news…

Reply to  Greenlight
13 years ago

LOL LOL!! Yeah!! He’s Muslim after all…

Jess
13 years ago

🙂

13 years ago

Bwahahahaha!

13 years ago

I laughed so hard! Such a ‘truism’.!!!

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