Plume of dark clouds settle over Tallahasee
Today in the Tallahassee area it will be a day to remember. There will be weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. Lets hope that the teeth don’t get too gnashed because the body they are attached to is not as young as it used to be.
The man known as Mad Mike, A Michael J. Scott and a few other names that begin with F, C and B, the Vietnam Vet and retired Police Officer, the person with nothing better to do because he’s retired (unless you include teaching full-time college classes), the same man who one time in his life had an “original thought” and used the intelligence he didn’t know he had and started MadMikesAmerica. Today, king of the aggregaters, is eligible for Medicare.
This is not Mike, but it could be
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Lol..Given that a “boomer” like me has been paying into your SS for what seems like hundreds of years I am hopeful, counselor, that you enjoy every second of every day with the money I gave you over these years 🙂 🙂
Thx for the B-Day thing man… 🙂 🙂
Man, you boomers used to talk about the new middle age being 55, or something like that. Who knew geezerhood would come a short 10 years later? Happy b-day! I, too, intend to see what it is like to get a regular amount of monthly padding from the Social Security Administration one day. Stay young.
Happy Birthday man!
Wow, didn’t know. Far as aging goes I’m sneaking up behind ya and gaining quick. Probably the site doing so well is the best gift you could have. Thanks so much for all you do for us. I hope the dogs treat you well and maybe a lady gets lucky tonight!
You are pretty close O-man. I told a good friend, actually two, that it was like one day I sat down at a table ordered a bagel, a cup of coffee and F*ucking shazam!! I’m over 60….. Major sigh here for friends who love me….
Mike,
Funny how what Lawyer said is so true about Boomers and the “new middle age”. We thought it couldn’t happen to US! But you know, when we were young guys really did get old at 40, or even 30. You’d see them in baggy pants and saggy white shirts. Big klunky shoes. Sorry if I’m describing somebody’s dad or grandpa but it’s true. They were old at 35. Even before the war, just seemed like people would settle into middle age at 30. If they had a car it was a station wagon.
Look at us, still in jeans and tennis shoes and baseball hats.
@Mad Mike,
Here’s a song for you, -in lieu of all the beers, shots of whiskey and cigars we are too far away to buy for you-
Thanks Sandy. Much appreciated and I did appreciate it 🙂
@MadMike
Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard.
Thanks for all you’ve done in bringing so many of us, from so many far flung and different places together.
Take a bow.
Try not to do anything too reckless today my friend.
-SJ
Thx Nance! I have the mops and the brooms and the tools all ready for you 🙂
In anticipation of this day, we have had Thunderstorms for three days now in NYC.
How is the seminating thing working out? I see many people here in NYC doing that and getting paid too…donating Semen…and you get to do it eight times? wow
Oh I firgot… hic…, HAPPY BIRTHDAY…YOU STUD!!
an mmmanny mmorress…
I am celebrating over here for you…we have beer, an cake…mostly beer tho…
What? No scotch?
I finished it all…before starting on the beers. Yay!
Hey I just found out today is National Dog Day!
Is that a coincidence? 🙂
LOL!
Do I want to know what ‘seminate’ means?…;-)
Lol! No! You don’t know 🙂
Happy Birthday Michael! And I won’t say anything sarcastic!Have a great day! See ya soon! 🙂
Michael, how cool that you get to seminate twice on your birthday. Have an outstanding day!
Thanks J! So far it has been great, other than that annoying early morning phone call of course 🙂
LOL! Thanks guys. I wish I could hang around but I have to seminate. Back later.
Happy Birthday to Mike!
Thanks so much MG!!!
happy birthday Mike.
Jess that was so cool. Thanks 🙂
Don’t you get a special parking sticker and discounts on bland cafeteria food?
Actually I think you look about 56 in your picture, but that may be the reverse mirror effect.
Happy B-Day, Mike.
Ayup! 56…that’s it 🙂 56…yes. You are now my best friend K-man 🙂
Happy Birthday Mike! Stay healthy! Stay happy! Enjoy your day. 🙂
Dearest Gwen….Thanks so much and thanks for putting up with me during this long year 🙂
Happy birthday. But 65? I thought you were 92.
Lol! You’ve caught me Mike 🙂
I am combing the interwebz as we speak for something appropriately inappropriate for your special day!
Lol…Thx MH! 🙂
Happy birthday! The wifey thinks you’re a handsome devil by the way – she’s into trim figures….ah! That’s why my sex life’s gone down hill.
Dieting begins today!
I think I would like your wife 🙂 Please tell this most beautiful woman that I thank her and feel sorry at the same time 🙂
Then it seems there must be a birthday happening.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mike!!
Thanks Tom!!!! 🙂 🙂