Plume of dark clouds settle over Tallahasee

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Today in the Tallahassee area it will be a day to remember. There will be weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. Lets hope that the teeth don’t get too gnashed because the body they are attached to is not as young as it used to be.

The man known as Mad Mike, A Michael J. Scott and a few other names that begin with F, C and B, the Vietnam Vet and retired Police Officer, the person with nothing better to do because he’s retired (unless you include teaching full-time college classes), the same man who one time in his life had an “original thought” and used the intelligence he didn’t know he had and started MadMikesAmerica. Today, king of the aggregaters, is eligible for Medicare.


This is not Mike, but it could be


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Admin
13 years ago

Lol..Given that a “boomer” like me has been paying into your SS for what seems like hundreds of years I am hopeful, counselor, that you enjoy every second of every day with the money I gave you over these years 🙂 🙂

Thx for the B-Day thing man… 🙂 🙂

13 years ago

Man, you boomers used to talk about the new middle age being 55, or something like that. Who knew geezerhood would come a short 10 years later? Happy b-day! I, too, intend to see what it is like to get a regular amount of monthly padding from the Social Security Administration one day. Stay young.

osori
13 years ago

Happy Birthday man!
Wow, didn’t know. Far as aging goes I’m sneaking up behind ya and gaining quick. Probably the site doing so well is the best gift you could have. Thanks so much for all you do for us. I hope the dogs treat you well and maybe a lady gets lucky tonight!

Reply to  osori
13 years ago

You are pretty close O-man. I told a good friend, actually two, that it was like one day I sat down at a table ordered a bagel, a cup of coffee and F*ucking shazam!! I’m over 60….. Major sigh here for friends who love me….

osori
Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

Mike,
Funny how what Lawyer said is so true about Boomers and the “new middle age”. We thought it couldn’t happen to US! But you know, when we were young guys really did get old at 40, or even 30. You’d see them in baggy pants and saggy white shirts. Big klunky shoes. Sorry if I’m describing somebody’s dad or grandpa but it’s true. They were old at 35. Even before the war, just seemed like people would settle into middle age at 30. If they had a car it was a station wagon.

Look at us, still in jeans and tennis shoes and baseball hats.

SJ
13 years ago

@Mad Mike,
Here’s a song for you, -in lieu of all the beers, shots of whiskey and cigars we are too far away to buy for you-

Reply to  SJ
13 years ago

Thanks Sandy. Much appreciated and I did appreciate it 🙂

SJ
13 years ago

@MadMike
Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard.
Thanks for all you’ve done in bringing so many of us, from so many far flung and different places together.
Take a bow.
Try not to do anything too reckless today my friend.
-SJ

Admin
13 years ago

Thx Nance! I have the mops and the brooms and the tools all ready for you 🙂

13 years ago

In anticipation of this day, we have had Thunderstorms for three days now in NYC.
How is the seminating thing working out? I see many people here in NYC doing that and getting paid too…donating Semen…and you get to do it eight times? wow

Reply to  Teeluck
13 years ago

Oh I firgot… hic…, HAPPY BIRTHDAY…YOU STUD!!
an mmmanny mmorress…
I am celebrating over here for you…we have beer, an cake…mostly beer tho…

Reply to  Teeluck
13 years ago

What? No scotch?

Reply to  Professor Mike
13 years ago

I finished it all…before starting on the beers. Yay!
Hey I just found out today is National Dog Day!
Is that a coincidence? 🙂

Reply to  Teeluck
13 years ago

LOL!

13 years ago

Do I want to know what ‘seminate’ means?…;-)

Reply to  fourdinners
13 years ago

Lol! No! You don’t know 🙂

Nancy
13 years ago

Happy Birthday Michael! And I won’t say anything sarcastic!Have a great day! See ya soon! 🙂

13 years ago

Michael, how cool that you get to seminate twice on your birthday. Have an outstanding day!

Reply to  Greenlight
13 years ago

Thanks J! So far it has been great, other than that annoying early morning phone call of course 🙂

Admin
13 years ago

LOL! Thanks guys. I wish I could hang around but I have to seminate. Back later.

13 years ago

Happy Birthday to Mike!

Reply to  Mauigirl
13 years ago

Thanks so much MG!!!

Jess
13 years ago

happy birthday Mike.

Reply to  Jess
13 years ago

Jess that was so cool. Thanks 🙂

13 years ago

Don’t you get a special parking sticker and discounts on bland cafeteria food?

Actually I think you look about 56 in your picture, but that may be the reverse mirror effect.

Happy B-Day, Mike.

Reply to  Krell
13 years ago

Ayup! 56…that’s it 🙂 56…yes. You are now my best friend K-man 🙂

13 years ago

Happy Birthday Mike! Stay healthy! Stay happy! Enjoy your day. 🙂

Reply to  Gwendolyn H. Barry
13 years ago

Dearest Gwen….Thanks so much and thanks for putting up with me during this long year 🙂

Stimpson
13 years ago

Happy birthday. But 65? I thought you were 92.

Reply to  Stimpson
13 years ago

Lol! You’ve caught me Mike 🙂

13 years ago

I am combing the interwebz as we speak for something appropriately inappropriate for your special day!

Reply to  Mother Hen
13 years ago

Lol…Thx MH! 🙂

13 years ago

Happy birthday! The wifey thinks you’re a handsome devil by the way – she’s into trim figures….ah! That’s why my sex life’s gone down hill.

Dieting begins today!

Reply to  fourdinners
13 years ago

I think I would like your wife 🙂 Please tell this most beautiful woman that I thank her and feel sorry at the same time 🙂

13 years ago

Then it seems there must be a birthday happening.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mike!!

Reply to  One Fly
13 years ago

Thanks Tom!!!! 🙂 🙂

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