Man prayed to Jesus for ice meteorite
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The Ramada Inn in South Haven, Michigan is about to become the center of the scientific world. A Michigan man claiming to possess an ice meteorite rich in extraterrestrial organisms will announce in a news conference today, at the soon to be famous Inn, that alien life, at long last, has been found.
“I prayed for Jesus to send me an ice meteorite, because I knew it would be quite valuable,” Duane P. Snyder, 65, said of the chunk of ice he found on a South Haven roadway in 2000.
In March 2000, Snyder noticed several chunks of ice on the road near his home. Since it hadn’t snowed for weeks, he deduced that the ice must have been an ice meteorite. After gathering up a few pieces and stashing them in his freezer, he spent the next 10 years trying to convince scientists to analyze the frozen mass.
Surprisingly, Snyder received little interest from the scientific community, and in September, he paid to have chemical analysis performed by two commercial laboratories. What the labs found – that samples contained particles with unique molecular structures – convinced Snyder that he indeed had in his possession alien life forms.
Last week, Snyder took strides toward getting that call. He issued a press release, under the headline “Ice Meteorite Found With Extraterrestrial Life-Forms,” in which he announced Tuesday’s news conference.
The release received worldwide distribution and, according to Snyder, media outlets from Germany, Mexico and Sweden plan to cover the story.
All the attention means that, for a brief moment, the Ramada Inn in South Haven will be at the center of the world — or, in this case, universe.
First, the Ramada Inn at New Haven, Michigan – then the world
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More stupid people claiming stupid things.
My kids used to love to put snowballs, hail stones, etc. in the freezer. They were amazed the first few times when they would watch them slowly disappear over the period of a couple months.
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Hey now, the lizard people voted in Al Franken’s race, so it could happen you know. These poor deluded people, I really feel bad for the out there ones, that think praying to their sky daddy this will happen.
I have a bone to pick with those lizard people Jess. Can you put me in touch?
Oh, I’m scared. It sends an icy shiver down my back.
This guy’s story has it all. Jesus, prayer, aliens. All that’s missing is Elvis.
I heard he’s left the building.
He’s with Micheal Jackson in Jackson Hole WY, so they could not be reached for comment.
Elvis? Did someone say Elvis? Treat me like a fool..treat me mean and cruel but love me 🙂