Dear Maddy and your dreams

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Here we are again. Writing this column is like picking up my husbands dirty underwear, you do it, and seven days later you do it again. There are so many unhappy people out there, unhappy with their life, their weight and their looks. They have dreams of being someone else, someone better. One women is even unhappy with her dreams and dreams of having better dreams.

Dear Maddy – I suffer from a reoccurring dream, it’s not quite a nightmare, but I am sick and tired of the same old dream. It’s about me being chased by a police dog. Help appreciated.
Dog Tired – Little Hope, PA

Dear Maddy says – My reoccurring dream is about my husband’s family visiting every weekend, but in my case it is a nightmare. My advice about the police dog chasing you is: try not to go through a tunnel, then jump on a teeter-totter, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

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Dear Maddy – I am not a very attractive person, as a matter of fact I am butt ugly. I realize that beauty is only skin-deep, but I want to cultivate ways to feel better about myself. Any advice?
Ugly But Assertive – Monkey’s Eyebrow, KY

Dear Maddy says – One time I accidentally drank a half gallon of Cabernet Sauvignon. I woke up feeling like death in a handbasket, what I did that day made me feel human again and I recommend it to you for your self-esteem, go shopping at Wal-Mart.

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Dear Maddy – I have just found out I am dyslexic, is there any advice you can offer me?
Lost for words – Weeping Mary, TX

Dear Maddy says – I am dyslexic too, no big deal, for 40 years I just thought everyone else was stupid, still do in fact. I discovered I was dyslexic when I was invited to a Toga party and went dressed as a Goat.

police dog hoop of fireIf I burn my coat doing this, I’m taking his leg off


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Dear Maddy

I have several graduate degrees and currently have a practice on the East Coast. I love people and enjoy a good sense of humor. Life is never as bad as we make it out to be. It is often much worse.
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13 years ago

We have a dyslexic weatherman on the radio here, he keeps on announcing that it cucking fold with a 40% shance of cleet.

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13 years ago

Lol! You are right on the money with the dog descriptors Maddy 🙂

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