Extra! Extra! Unnamed Source Dishes on Celebrity Scandal!
Hats off to Unnamed Source, that indispensable resource for reporters of celebrity gossip.
You might also know him/her as simply Source, or Close Friend, or Insider. Like the Devil (not related), he/she is known by many names.
Without good ol’ anonymous Unnamed, the world wouldn’t have known that Kate Hudson is pregnant a couple days earlier than her people confirmed it, or that Scarlett Johansson is “devastated” to see estranged husand Ryan Reynolds palling around with Sandra Bullock.
Likewise, Source let the NY Post know Khloe Kardashian is pregnant. And, as Onlooker, Source told People magazine that supposed exes Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were “constantly kissing and touching each other” last Friday at a Hollywood nightclub.
Thanks to Source, the world has heard that Tom Cruise and his Stepford Wife, Katie Holmes, won’t be attending the Oscars on Feb. 27. Anne Hathaway, who’ll be co-hosting with some guy named Franco, hurt Katie’s feelings by doing a brilliant impression of her on Saturday Night Live. “Tom and Katie don’t want to have to cross paths with Anne,” Source said.
Source is one busy guy or gal, I tell ya.
But wait – apparently there’s more than one of him or her, as indicated by a fascinating journalistic piece at Us Weekly. Source told the future Pulitzer winners that Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Taylor Swift “out of the blue.” Insider said Swift is “really upset and hurt.” Another Source related that Gyllenhaal’s one fickle guy.
Thanks, Source(s). Without you, showbiz chatter would be a lot less interesting.
About Post Author
Carol Bell
More Stories
Parlez-vous and Red Roses Too
Roses are a girl’s best friend, or so I’ve been told; at the same time, wondering why I wasn’t my...
Living In A Dead Man’s Town
The following contains extremely violent images some may find distressing. This is Part One of my anthology—you can find Part...
Sacred and Profane: The Complexity of Prison Spirituality
I’ve watched this unfold repeatedly, and I'm struck by the theater of it all each time. The inmates walk into...
MMA Is Saying Goodbye To Politics and Hello To People and Pets
Just in time for Christmas, I am changing our format from politics to just people and pets. Life is too...
The Best Tips On Interviewing Someone for a Job
One of the most essential elements of a recruiting process is to conduct interviews to choose the right candidates.
WTF? Loony Pat Robertson Leads Viewers In Creepy Prayer Against Dr. Ford
https://youtu.be/oyGx40KKO14 by Michael John Scott Loopy Pat Robertson is at the top of the list when you thought you've seen...
Not to sure about ‘reliable source’ but ‘anonymous’ is many thousands of years old.
What happens sometimes with these unnamed sources, they are found out to be the actual celebrity putting out info for the tabloids. That is what my source just told me 🙂
I can believe that, Jess, and it does raise ethical questions. But then I’m trying not to be serious here. 🙂
Lol Mike 🙂
Now see, you have shocked me, shocked me I tells ya Stimpson. I come here for hard hitting serious news and you tell me you are not being serious. I don’t know, I’m going to have to think about this for a moment. Ok, I thought about it, to hell with it, I like your posts I’ll keep reading them 😉
I read that Sarah Palin has refudiated the entire story, blaming it all on the blood libel of the pundints.
Heh. I’ve been wondering how many people have noticed how Palin always mispronounces pundits.
Mike I have never once heard her pronounce it properly. Now I wait for her to try and say it so I can have a good laugh 🙂
Unnamed’s friend Unreliable Source was in town once, tipped off my daughters friends that I’d be out of town that weekend.
Happily or sadly as the case may be, numerous cars pulled up and teenagers marched up the driveway, only to trudge dejectedly back down the driveway moments later.
You’d think they’d know better than to take the word of someone named Unreliable.
That is good to know Stimpson but in famous words from long past, “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a …” rat’s ass. Fascination with other peoples lives and their every thought means that too many people are drones and need a life.
I’ll let Unnamed know what you think, if I meet her or him or them this weekend.