Help us build the Foxtionary.

An incredibly entertaining, funny and very liberal twitterer named Shoq, his website is here, has created what he calls a Foxtionary (or Foxionary). Below are the Foxisms he has created so far. Please, feel free to add to this wonderful bit of fun by giving us your interpretations of how to understand all the bs and bravado spewed on a daily basis by those poor sots that work for Fox  News (or Faux Noise).

  • HANNITIZED (a) Stories thoroughly cleansed of all factual content by Fox News
  • FOXATAWNY PHIL A gopher who emerges each winter to predict whether GlennBeck knows his a$$ from a hole in the ground.
  • FOX FACT (n) Something presented as truth by Fox News because viewers will believe it. See also: “Bullsh*t”
  • FOX FACT (n) A passing resemblance to truth, which on further inspection proves to be indescribably stupid bullsh*t.
  • EXFOXIATE (v) To scrape away dead brain cells after any exposure to a Fox News broadcast.
  • FOXIC WASTE (n): Poisonous, ideology-based nonsense, deliberately spewed into the air by a FOXHOLE.
  • FOXTROT (n) A dance of lies by professional right wing propagandists on Fox News after any breaking news story.
  • FOX & FRIENDS (n) Morning TV program where mediocre hosts, who are not friends, lie about things that are not news.
  • ACORN BALL a glennbeck viewer who thinks a community organizer is a communist black helicopter pilot trying to steal their guns
  • FOXHOLE (n) Regular Fox News viewer who often reads the network’s advertising slogan out loud to strangers.
  • FOX HUNT (n) A search for female Fox News Channel anchors with good nails, hair, and a GED in journalism.
  • FOX TART (n) Journalism school graduate, hired by Fox News to wear tight sweaters and read lies from a teleprompter.
  • FOXSIMILE (n) A variant of broadcast journalist, highly skilled at reading total bullshit on a teleprompter.
  • FOXTALE (n) A scurrilous half-truth, distortion, or outright lie protruding from the business-end of a Fox news host.

Come on MMA readers, get those brain cells working and add to this project!

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17 Responses to Help us build the Foxtionary.

  1. John Myste

    January 14, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    FOX FACT (n) Something presented as truth by Fox News because viewers will believe it. See also: “Bullsh*t”

    That should be BillShit.

    • Dusty Taylor

      January 14, 2011 at 10:18 pm

      You just created a piece of the Foxtionary John! Billshit: The crap that spews nightly from BillO’s piehole, none of it is true and all of it is nonsense. 😉

      • John Myste

        January 14, 2011 at 10:26 pm

        This is a proud day in the Myste household. I think I see a tear in my dogs eye (not the one in the jar, but the one he wears).

  2. Holte Ender

    January 14, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    WHATTHEFOXDIDHESAY – Another outrageous statement from Glenn Beck.

  3. IdentityH

    January 15, 2011 at 1:24 am

    O’REILLY FACTOR – (n) A measurement of stupidity in a given article, show, or place. Example: This room is full of drooling morons. There’s a very high O’ Reilly Factor in here.

    • John Myste

      January 15, 2011 at 1:26 am

      LOL. Of all the Fox guys, O’Reilly is my favorite and I love this entry into the foxtionary.

    • John Myste

      January 15, 2011 at 12:34 pm

      OK, IdentityH, if that is your real name, you need to submit this term to Keith O. I am sure he would not use it, but he should, as it is priceless, and that would be helarious.

      • IdentityH

        January 15, 2011 at 1:11 pm

        How would I go about submitting it?

        • John Myste

          January 15, 2011 at 1:13 pm

          Email at: [email protected]

          • IdentityH

            January 15, 2011 at 1:24 pm

            OK, I’ll give it a shot. I didn’t know he took suggestions from people.

            • John Myste

              January 15, 2011 at 1:26 pm

              LOL. I don’t know that he does either.

              • IdentityH

                January 15, 2011 at 1:29 pm

                Still worth a shot tho, I guess.

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  5. Barbara Russo

    January 15, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Foxnotism trance….This is what happens to people while watching Fox news. They are hypnotized into believing that all information coming from this bullsh*t source is reliable and true!

  6. Dusty Taylor

    January 16, 2011 at 1:00 am

    From another twitter follower @buybk: Glenbeckistan (n) Land that reality forgot, full of sound and fury and deluded nuts – Love it!!! Thanks for playing @buybk!

  7. Dusty Taylor

    January 16, 2011 at 1:03 am

    You all have some great additions! I heart you all! 😉 I will put them in the #Foxionary Monday on Twitter.

  8. Papamoka

    January 28, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Beckaphobia: The fear of chalk boards used to describe an idiotic thought process that is based on imagined coincidences.