Six billion birds grounded
After the “falling from the sky” puzzle of thousands of blackbirds in Arkansas, the FAA (Federal Avian Authority) has officially grounded all birds in every state. All birds have been told to make their way to their destination by other means other than flying. The car rental companies are making vehicles available to any bird who can provide appropriate ID. Avians who are half way through their migration, or just plain late, will have to walk. The Department of Homeland Security is refusing to confirm that birds of a middle-eastern persuasion have been seen patrolling the skies over Little Rock. The Pentagon also refuses to comment that F-16s clashed with a flock of cranes over Washington D.C. last night.
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LOL LOL LOL. I thought this was a serious article and decided to check it out. What did it mean? Very funny.
Damn their feet are going to hurt like hell!
ROFLMAO!!
You can never be too safe these days ya know!