Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge is not Safe to Eat (Official)

I kid you not. This article recently appeared in our press in NZ, warning Kiwis not to eat this stuff.

The US government says candy imported from Pakistan called Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge is not safe to eat.

The Food and Drug Administration announced that the US distributor of Nuclear Sludge chew bars is recalling the candy because of lead contamination. No one has been sickened, but the FDA said elevated lead content could be harmful to small children, infants and pregnant women.

The candies were manufactured in Pakistan. Indianapolis-based Candy Dynamics said it would stop selling all Nuclear Sludge candy in the US.

The candy is wrapped in bright yellow caution-like tape, and the company’s website features the screech of a blaring warning horn. The bars were distributed in stores throughout the US and Canada

Tha actual ingredients are:

Sugar, Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Dextrose, Artificial Flavors, Maltodextrin, Beeswax, Artificial Colors (Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1, Blue 2)

The actual nutrition available in this product is :

Well, at least it’s fat free.

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4 Responses to Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge is not Safe to Eat (Official)

  1. Dusty

    January 30, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I read about this but I don’t eat candy.

  2. Jess

    January 30, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Thanks for the warning.

    I am consuming the last of last years Cadbury’s mini eggs right now and will start on creme eggs in the freezer, before I get new ones soon, very soon. It’s the one thing I can say is great at Easter time, next to the new baby animals being born, Cadbury’s Creme eggs and the little mini ones that are hard candy outside and the devil’s concoction of chocolate inside. I have in fact been told that by a fundy before, I know you’re all shocked, chocolate is from the debbil. Of course, this means I will work out more, but it’s all worth it for those little treats I cannot do without.

  3. Joe Hagstrom

    January 30, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    Good find Robert. I was hoping someone would post this.

  4. Mother Hen

    January 30, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    LOL! I bet maggot and scorpion pops are safe though!