Cheesus!
This is yet another reason why I am so happy to be an Atheist, although I do like pizza, which would force me to eat Cheesus! Here is the little story:
In a purported “miracle”, the face of Jesus Christ has appeared on a three-cheese pizza made at Posh Pizza in New Farm, Brisbane, Australia.
The shop, in the city’s Fortitude Valley, has put the slice on eBay, and as of this morning bidding was up to $65.
You’ve got to be kidding me right?
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If a Message is being sent to us through pizza/pasta shops then the physical Manifestation of the GSM is imminent, considering how often I see His form portrayed in these shops.
Throw in a bottle of cheap red wine and you’ve got Holy Communion to go. . . or delivered.
Delivered is better!!
Jesus must have some sense of humor !!
And must be too shy to show himself in the flesh(?) !
LOL Chas. That’s funny…Cheesus in the Cheese as opposed to in the flesh…
Boy, the Vatican just keeps bringing in the bucks. Tax Free!
My definition of religion: “The biggest lie and tax-free scam ever perpetrated on mankind.” HAVE A GREAT RATIONAL DAY!
I’m with you Rick, although I think this looks more like Charlie Manson.
You beat me to it. I couldn’t even tell at first, but then the Gestalt kicked in and I thought…Manson is more like it…or Tom Savini.
It would make eating the body of Christ at Communion a lot more palatable to me at least if it were pizza instead of stale crackers I was feasting on in my cannibalistic frenzy.
When I was an altar boy (yes me) my AB buddy and I ate a whole bag of those wafers, chased by a wee bit of altar wine. When the priest found out he molested us. This was followed by a lecture on the evils of eating the potential Body of Christ. He said wine was OK 🙂
I wonder if there’s some law against eating Cheesus?
I hope not, I love Cheesus. Or was that Cheez-its?
LOL! Yea but you only like the “light” ones. I doubt Cheesus would approve.
If Cheesus didn’t believe in eating healthy, he would’ve manifested on a Meat Lover’s.
The Catholics do it at every mass.
Hm… Miracle…or barbeque sauce under burnt cheese? Hard to tell from the pic.