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This is just in from confidential sources in very, very, very highly placed positions in the grassroots of our government that the highly trained United States Navy S.E.A.L. Team 6 did not kill Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. Here is that special report:
I understand that sources within the Tea Party have revealed that Fox News will run an exposé this Sunday that will result in the impeachment of Barak Husain Obama. It seems that Obama has lied to the public regarding the operation resulting in the death of Osama Bin Laden. The fair balanced version is that the operation was in fact planned by Carl Rove, Dick Chaney and Oliver North. Financing for the operation was provided by Donald Trump. It seems that an elite group of Young Republicans under the leadership of Jenna Bush are actually the operational element that executed the successful raid against Ben Laden’s compound. Jenna Bush fired the actual shot that brought down Ben Laden. The daughter of the last legitimate President of the United States was trained in marksmanship by Sarah Palin at a secret Alaskan base within site of the old Soviet Union. The operational intelligence was provided by Pat Robinson and Glenn Beck who received direct communications from divine sources.
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