Crazy Christians: You Have Two Weeks To Live…

There is a worldwide effort by a Christian group to warn us all of the pending end of the world…on May 21 2011. It would be remiss of me if I did not pass the message along so here it is in it’s long form version, because everything is required in the long form version these days.  The president found that out the hard way.  So here it is! If you already know the story you can skip forward to the end, where I have a little advice for you.

This is their web site…http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

‘God had written in the Holy Bible in Genesis 7:4:

For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

God added in Genesis 7:10-11:

And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth. In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

The ark that Noah had built was the only place of safety from the destruction of the flood. Likewise, God’s gracious mercy is the only place of safety from the destruction that is coming on the Day of Judgment.

In 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys the world on Judgment Day. Because Holy Infinite God is all-knowing, He knows the end from the beginning. He knew how sinful the world would become.

Seven thousand years after 4990 B.C. (the year of the Flood) is the year 2011 A.D. (our calendar).

4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7,000

[One year must be subtracted in going from an Old Testament B.C. calendar date to a New Testament A.D. calendar date because the calendar does not have a year zero.]

Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment.

Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C.’

Teeluck…Now…The first part says that God made it rain for Forty Days and Forty Nights…that is Genesis 7:4 .

Then in 2 Peter 3:8 we are reminded that one day is actually 1000 years in Dog years…er…God years…or is it Human years…anyway, so that means **It Rained For 40,000 Continuous Day Years! … (and another 40,000 night years) **… so is that 80,000 years? WTF !

No wonder the Earth has so much water. I thought the cavemen just pissed a lot in the ocean as they had no toilets back then!

So sinners have been warned; the Judgement Day is May 21 2011: put ye your house in order and send me the keys because you will be judged, by Sylvester Stallone from ‘Judge Dread’ fame; but certainly not judged by that dumb fuck Judge Napolitano on Focks Newts.  My job here is done!

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