God promises He won’t destroy the whole world again
It is written in the Silly Book, in the story of the “Ark,” that God sees the wickedness of man and is seriously pissed of by his creation, resolving to send a great flood. He sees that Noah is a man “righteous in his generation,” and gives him detailed instructions on how to construct the Ark, being that God came from a woodworking background. When Noah and the animals are safe on board, good old compassionate God sends the Flood, which rises until all the mountains are covered and all life is destroyed. At the height of the flood, the Ark rests on the tops of mountains, the waters recede, and dry land reappears. Noah, his family, and the animals leave the Ark to repopulate the Earth. God places a symbolic rainbow in the sky and makes a covenant with Noah and all living things, by which he vows to never again send a flood to destroy the Earth. Now that’s reassuring!
Ed: This little jewel was sent to me via email from my friend Dave and a friendly Reddit reader sent me the source. Many thanks.
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