Drunk woman shoots cops with breast milk
Woman shoots cops with breast milk in order to avoid arrest
I can tell you from experience that the police have to put up with a lot of grief, especially from drunks, but opening fire with your right breast is a new one on me. Here is the story from 10TV:
A drunk Westerville, Ohio woman sprays deputies with breast milk after she gets into a fight with her husband at a wedding reception, deputies say.
The incident occurred early Saturday morning near the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center on Sawmill Parkway.
According to the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to the area after receiving calls about a domestic dispute. When they arrived, a man told them that he had been attending a wedding at the facility with his wife, who had gotten drunk and struck him several times before locking herself in a car.
Delaware County Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said deputies tried to talk with the woman, who was identified as Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, but she refused to cooperate.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said.
The deputies were eventually able to remove Robinette from the car and arrest her, Davis said.
She was later charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, authorities said.
Robinette, who pleaded not guilty to the charges, was released from custody on her own recognizance following a video arraignment on Monday, Ohio’s 10TV News reported.
Before her release, Robinette, a teacher employed at a charter school, apologized for what occurred.
“I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family,” Robinette said.
Hat tip to Metal Tiger
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i have never heard of this breast milk attack story before, but i find very interesting.
Had one of the officers been Lactose Intolerant would it have been attempted murder?
That was exactly what her attorney said!!!!!
If she was tanked she was not shooting breast milk she was shooting white Russians… lol
So THIS is why they recommend that breast-feeding mothers lay off the booze…
Since she didn’t pull out the left one, was it considered a concealed weapon?
MILK- it does the body good??!
At least you didn’t feel the need to assault our morals with pictures. For that I am grateful.
Pictures? I love pictures.
I know I will get hammered for this but I cannot resist. They forgot one charge; assaulting police with a friendly weapon.
LOL Bill!!