Mother of 28 children could be next President

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Michele Bachmann has raised 5 kids

is called “mom” by 23 foster kids

she could be next President

Most parents might agree that raising a couple of kids is not easy, but Michele Bachmann has raised 28 children, attended several university’s worked full-time, entered politics and she could be the next president of the United States.

next presidentThere was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn’t know what to do . . . so she decided to run for President


The possible next president lives a busy life

Speaking on (soon to be her second home) Fox News at the weekend, Ms Bachmann said: “I’m 55 years old. I’ve been married 33 years. I’m not only a lawyer, I have a post-doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary.”

She added: “My husband and I have raised five kids, we’ve raised 23 foster children. We’ve applied ourselves to education reform.

“We started a charter school for at-risk kids. I’ve also been a state senator and member of the United States Congress for five years.”

The possible next president graduated from law school in Oklahoma, then she studied for a degree in tax law in Virginia. She worked for the Internal Revenue Service for five years, before entering politics.

Calling the kids home for dinner


A question for the possible next president

I have lots of admiration for families who bring strange and probably frightened kids into their homes and raise them as their own. As one of six kids myself, I know how hard a mother has to work, the constant cooking, cleaning and laundry. So, Ms. Bachmann, before I vote for you to become the next President of the United States, answer me this: While you were attending several universities, working as a federal tax attorney, running for Congress, appearing on TV and engaging yourself in a carousel of self-promotion, who was really raising your 28 children? Leave your answer the comments section and make it a good one if you want my vote for next President of the United States.
 

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Holte Ender will always try to see your point of view, but sometimes it is hard to stick his head that far up his @$$.
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lazersedge
12 years ago

I don’t think Michele has clue about Presidential politics. Every one that is going to oppose her has some little guy writing down everything she says, and another little guy actually fact checking it. All of these things will come back to haunt her in a major way. 🙂 🙂

Jess
12 years ago

ARghhh, she did not raise all 23 of the foster kids at all. That story has been debunked all over the place most recently by Matt Taibbi in RS. She had 23 foster kids in her care over many years, and oh yeah some might have been there as little as 6 months or less. Not for nothing, the foster care system pays handsomely in MN but she says she has never taken government monies, same way she hasn’t taken subsidy money from the interest she has in the family farm. She takes the truth and bends it ever so slightly to a big old damn lie with a kernel of truth in it for the rubes to think she is one of them. Don’t fall into that please, we are smarter than that. Her hubby also runs a counseling service that includes counseling for “teh ex gheyz” oh and he will probably be outed sooner rather than later, as it gets further into the campaign season. Same as Rick “Goodhair” Perry will be, should he choose to get into it.

Reply to  Jess
12 years ago

^ “Like” ^

dp1053
12 years ago

And can you just imagine the values she instilled in those 28 kids. I did enjoy her response to Holte by way of BitcoDavid.

12 years ago

In the first place, as was pointed out in an article I recently read about this woman – maybe the one in Rolling Stones – foster parenting doesn’t necessarily mean you take the kids to raise for life. More often it means you take them for a few days, weeks or months. And in Wisconsin, as in most states, it is legally required that foster kids attend public schools.

It would be a cold day in hell before I’d vote for any Republican. In the case of this very stupid but dangerous woman, I’d sooner put a gun in my mouth.

12 years ago

Michelle is kind of busy just now, rebuilding the great pyramid at Giza. It’s a tough job for anybody, but she’s doing it with an adz. Anyway, she found time to shoot me an e-mail, answering your question.

“Dear Holte, It’s actually quite easy. If you Liberals would simply understand that hard work is what made this country great. It was the hard work of the Minutemen in Lexington and Concord – you know, up in New Hampshire – or the hard work of my personal hero, John Wayne Gacy, that built America and made us free.

Of course the Government wants to take away your freedom. I know ’cause an alien from the planet Zontar told me so, when he abducted me to perform anal probes on me. Gotta tell ya, there Holte – I kinda dug that, but that’s a story for another time. Anyway, all I’m sayin’ is if you Liberals would get off your fat welfare abusin’ butts, and do some work, you too could raise 60 kids and still find time for teabagging.”

Reply to  BitcoDavid
12 years ago

BitcoDavid? Bravo! 😀

ejes
12 years ago

i wouldn’t vote for her

Reply to  ejes
12 years ago

I wouldn’t either…ever. I would vote for Romney if I were forced to vote Republican but I would NEVER vote for this airhead.

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