Neil Diamond, God, the Bomb, and Ronald F*cking Reagan
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Plane where God Bomb wasn’t! Praise Jesus!
God claims bomb where there was no bomb
It is said that God is infallible, as is the Pope and of course Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Pat Buchanan, but primarily the Pope because he was the G-Master’s main man on earth. From time to time however, God will just strike up a conversation with anyone, you know like Harold Camping and all those crazy TV evangelical screaming preacher types. God, being an infallible being, of course, can talk to whomever he chooses, even Anthony Weiner if the texting mood should strike him (God has an iPhone).
In this case he decided to talk to a Kentucky Woman (God knows I love her), which is a mistake on the best of days. Here is the story:
Yesterday, Washington’s Reagan National Airport shut down for 20 minutes, and today, the cause emerges: A woman drove to the Dayton Airport and told a ticket-counter agent there that God told her there was a bomb on a plane en route to Washington. Authorities found no explosives on US Airways Flight 2596 when it arrived at Reagan, but the scare was enough to briefly close the airport and prompt the FBI to interview the plane’s 44 passengers, the AP reports.
The 54-year-old Kentucky woman “told the ticket-counter agent that the flight had to turn around because there was a bomb on it and people were going to die or something to that effect,” the Dayton Airport’s director tells the Dayton Daily News. The woman suffers from a history of mental illness and was brought to a mental health facility. Her car was searched, but nothing unusual was found. No criminal charges have been filed. God got it wrong.
So do you talk to God? If so does he talk about the weather? Does he really understand cricket? Let us know what God says to you in the comment section.
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So now the ravings of a madwoman are proof to you that God doesn’t exsist MadMike?
President Obama praised Jesus. Perhaps you should try that instead of making fun of Him.
Milton I care nothing, not one whit, about your mythical God. I am an Atheist and damn proud of it!!
Way to go Michael, one more for us logical, literate, rational, enlightened people of the 21st century trying to get people to drag themselves out of the dark ages.
RAmen (FSM) LOL
My god told me he could save me, but he’s pretty sure you’re fooked. Best movie line in ages. Strangely prophetic.
I love that line!!
God told me there is no god.
So if God is infallible it means there is no God because the infallible God said so…..
I really didn’t think the wole thing through I am but a vessel not unlike a Crazy watering can.
Its amazing that as a society we are so paranoid that some hysterical mentally ill woman in Kentucky can shut down an airport in Washington D.C. simply by mentioning a conversation she had with “god.”
Who are the really sick ones in this situation?
God said let the cat grin and the cat did grin and then God said show us Johnny Depp and God did and the next thing you know you’re in this major Hollywood production. God is good.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I know they had to close the airport, because God has killed a lot of people his mysterious ways and all that shit…Sorry MM.