Russia to discover alien life by 2031
Russians determined to discover Alf’s family by 2031
Russia dropped a bomb yesterday, and it wasn’t nuclear. Addressing an international forum of top astrophysicists and researchers, the director of the Russian Academy of Sciences’ Applied Astronomy Institute declared that humanity will discover extraterrestrial life within 20 years, barring mankind’s self-destruction, of course. “The genesis of life is as inevitable as the formation of atoms,” said Andrei Finkelstein. “Life exists on other planets and we will find it.”
The Russian also said 10% of planets around other suns in the galaxy are Earthlike, so the aliens will probably look human, or human-ish, anyway, reports the Guardian. Expect two arms, two legs, and one head. “They may have different color skin, but even we have that.”
So what do you think? Will Russia really find aliens by 2031?
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Well, since America is quickly destroying itself, I guess we’ll leave it to the Russians, Canadians, Aussies and Scandinavians.
Of course there’s life out there. We won’t likely find it in my lifetime but look at how long we’ve been exploring space; maybe 50 to 60 years. We need to stop living in the past and push forward with futuristic ideas such as when J.F. Kennedy was around. Imagine, as the John Lennon song goes, no religion, science will eventually solve most of mankind’s problems if we just give it a helping hand and start “believing” in it. No preaching intended.
Who can believe the Russians?