Wacky Ann Coulter cleans guns while watching MSNBC
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Ann Coulter loves MSNBC
There are fewer more despicable human beings than Ann Coulter, excepting perhaps Glenn Beck. Here are some funny highlights of her media habits, simply for your edification of course:
That Atlantic’s “What I Read” feature is typically a straight-forward literary affair, with big names rattling off the newspapers, websites, magazines, and TV shows that keep them informed (with a little Girl With the Dragon Tattoo thrown in). Ann Coulter’s recitation of her media diet, however, is downright hilarious. Highlights:
- On television: “All my TVs are on MSNBC all day so that I can listen while I’m cooking, dusting, cleaning my guns, polishing my Reagan busts, marinating veal chops, autographing copies of my new book (book name removed so as not to give this nutter any free advertising), correcting errors in Maureen Dowd’s columns, etc., etc.”
- Where CNN fits in: “I only go to CNN if MSNBC, Fox, TV Land, WGN, TBS, USA, Bravo, HGTV and BBC America are in commercials. It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, boy, do I appreciate having CNN.”
- On her subscriptions: “In addition to my beloved Treason Times,” aka, the New York Times, “I subscribe to Human Events and Newsmax. I also get hundreds of pictures of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s penis every day. I don’t even remember subscribing to it.”
- On social media: “I’m on Twitter. It’s the only way to follow me and not get your ass beat by my bodyguard.”
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I think she’s moved past crazy and well into evil.
She is a bright woman who knows how to stay relevant and make money. Unfortunately she also has more than a few screws lose in the rational thinking part of her head. What Bill Mahr sees in her is far beyond me.