2 Ways to replace your severed penis

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A man from southern California may undergo surgery to reattach or reconstruct his penis after it was reportedly cut off by his wife and thrown in the garbage disposal.

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Here are two ways your penis could be restored to some semblance of its normal state:

1) If most of the penis is salvageable, it could be reattached, said Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist and surgeon at the University of Maryland Medical Center.

2) Rebuild your severed penis, if original device not available

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“As bad as it may be, reattaching is always the best option,” said Kramer, who is not involved in treating this patient.

For this operation to be successful, the penis would have to be put on ice and ideally attached within 24 hours, Kramer said. Because the incident allegedly happened Monday night, it may be too late for reattachment. But if the penis cannot be recovered, or it is in many pieces, as may be the case with the California man, a new penis will need to be constructed, Kramer said.

This would be done by taking a graft from a muscle, typically the forearm or thigh, and attaching it to the pelvic area. The muscle needs to be connected so it receives an adequate blood supply. Then the muscle would be covered with skin taken from another part of the body, Kramer said.

Such a penis would typically be sexually functional — the man could achieve an erection. A prosthetic device known as a penile implant could be placed inside the penis to help this, said Kramer, who specializes in erectile dysfunction treatments and penile implants.

However, aesthetically, the new penis will likely not look normal, he said.

“It’s tricky — a lot of times it doesn’t look like the real thing,” Kramer told

If the urethra, which is the tube that connects the bladder to the penis, has been cut off, it will need to be reconstructed somewhere else. Typically, surgeons reconstruct it lower down, under the scrotum, Kramer said. This would mean the man would have to urinate sitting down, he said.

The man would be able to have an orgasm because the nerves involved in orgasm are still intact. However he would not be able to ejaculate, Kramer said. If the man wanted to father children, he could have sperm extracted from his testicles and used in vitro fertilization.

 

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12 years ago

Reference…

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RickRay
12 years ago

Why do you think they invented dildos ? Women don’t need men nowadays, just look at the divorce rate.

Reply to  RickRay
12 years ago

LOL! You make a good point there.

JB Coleman
12 years ago

Glad this is not something I have to worry about, not having a penis and all. The garbage disposal…that’s harsh. I think no chance of reattachment!

12 years ago

This is not useful or desirable information to have. It opens the mind up to too many negative and chilling thoughts.

Reply to  Sagacious Hillbilly
12 years ago

Yes it does, which is why it was published 🙂

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