An Atheist Goes to Church

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Several years ago an old girlfriend, despite knowing I was an evil Atheist, asked me to go to church (Presbyterian) with her on Sunday.  I reluctantly agreed, thinking of possible rewards for such sacrifice, but also out of a sense of curiosity.  I hadn’t been to church in over 30 years so I thought I might get a good laugh if nothing else.

When we turned on Church Street (I’m not kidding) I was struck at the size of the place.  It was huge, covering at least two full city blocks and could easily have doubled for a college campus, given the number of buildings.  Inside the cavernous prayer palace, there were giant screens, the size of those you see in a theater, along with cameras, and a full size band.  Playing on those screens before the service were Christian music videos.  Not surprisingly there was a real TV off to the side that was showing FOX NEWS.  After the band played a couple of hand clapping, toe tapping religious songs like Jesus Kick me Through the Goalposts of Life and such, the preacher got up to preach and started saying some really silly stuff.

an atheist goes to church

Here are two examples:

God is finally taking control of America through our glorious President Bush,  and the Atheists and the Homosexuals will be struck down, just like he took control of England through Henry VIII and the evil Papists were struck down.

The Lord created earth 6,000 years ago, and man co-existed with the dinosaurs, and even tamed and rode them like horses.  The bible says this and that is your proof.  Don’t believe those who say the that dinosaurs existed 60 million years ago, because there is no proof.

There were many others, but these two stuck in my head.  Upon hearing the latter I started to giggle, and then outright guffaw, much to the chagrin of my bible thumping girlfriend and to the displeasure of the “faithful.”  I then muttered, loud enough to be heard by some: “What utter bullshit.”  The glares I got after making that statement would give you nightmares.  Praise Jesus!

At the end of the service, which was broken into the following parts: Music, Preaching, Music, everyone got up to leave.  As we walked out I saw posters advertising “God’s Vision.”  When I inquired I was told that the church was buying up 20 acres of prime commercial Florida land so they could expand their church to better serve their flock.  So what happened to giving to the poor?

It should be noted that out of the perhaps 1,000 or more people present, none, not one, was black.  They were all WASPS.  When I asked my friend about this I was told that black people have their own church and wouldn’t want to go to a white church anyway.  She could be right on that but a “white’s only  church?”

As we were driving away, I couldn’t help but wonder out loud who was helping those poor and downtrodden.  Clearly it wasn’t this church as they were spending millions and millions of dollars gobbling up property, and improving their station among the hundreds and hundreds of churches that flourish in this part of the country.  My friend was not impressed with my intellectual curiosity and told me in no uncertain terms to take her home, whereupon she sat silently for the next 36 miles.

The fact is churches aren’t about helping others, they are about recruiting more contributors for their own self-aggrandizement.  It’s about throwing religious shit against the wall and hoping that some of it will stick long enough for the faithful to empty their wallets every Sunday so to send the reverend on all expense paid trips to the Holy Land.  It’s about giving people false hopes of life everlasting and telling them that if they embrace Jesus, which also includes emptying their wallets every Sunday, they will be buying a ticket to heaven and eternal glory.

In conclusion I am glad I’m an Atheist.  I believe in nature and life, one life, this life.  I accept science as proof of the universe, not some mythological sky walker or ancient book written by mostly ignorant desert dwellers.  I suffer no illusions of God and Jesus and have no guilt if I accept a woman’s right to choose, or a person’s right to enjoy their own lifestyle.  Never again will I darken the door of a prayer palace regardless of the potential reward. Atheism is the way, the truth and the life, and it’s the life for me.

 

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12 years ago

[…] crossed for me, because as an Atheist I don’t believe in wasting time praying to a […]

trarmp
12 years ago

Oh: and as far as “white churches” go: you were in Florida. Duh. If you want “black churches,” maybe go to Louisiana or Virginia or something. Or watch TBN. Every audience member, EVERY audience member, is Africa dark. The race thing seems like a bizarre red herring. You were obviously in a super rich church, and chances are you’re in an area where white folk are the super rich. 2+2=…

But I absolutely promise you there are “black churches” everywhere. Even here in my Denver home I could probably attend 4 nearly exclusively black churches in a 10 mile radius. There’s also a large contingent of Vietnamese and Thai Evangelical churches. My point is that when you go to a church, you have to consider the demographics of where that church is placed and can’t expect the church to magic some demographics to itself that don’t exist in the area around it. Most people don’t drive more than a few miles to go to church. It’s just like how a school can be predominantly of one race: nothing to do with racism (well, mostly probably) and more to do with the area.

trarmp
12 years ago

18th century poet William Blake said that Orc (the rebel) is always doomed to kill and then become Urizen (the authority). Bradley’s absolutely right that Jesus hated religion, but then look what happened: the rebels that lived according to a method prescribed by Jesus became the establishment. You’re (all of you) absolutely justified in hating churches that take out loans to build additions; buy 5,000 dollar projectors; take money to pay for a bloated staff. These things are all detestable. When I was Christian, I went to a small house church in a dude’s apartment precisely because I couldn’t stand the thought that any of the money I was giving out of my meager budget was going to pay for fancy toys, and not towards uplifting the impoverished.

Atheism is the latest version of pointing out what’s wrong with religion. As is the case in ever instance of religion being told what it’s doing wrong, it doesn’t take notes. Right now atheism is the new Orc, but eventually it too will become Urizen. It’s human nature to codify and give structure to those things that give us comfort, even when those things were used to tear down an older evil. For the reward of comfort, we pay the price of principles.

As far as this post is concerned, it’s absolutely dishonest and downright unscientific to judge the whole batch with one sample. Admittedly, with church (at least modern American churches), it’s more difficult to find the group of earnest people that don’t need excessivity than not, but they do exist. American Evangelical Christianity is a minority religion world wide, even among brands of Christianity one can practice, but the amount of noise they make stateside has the illusion of making you think differently. There are Quaker churches (a 16th century brand of Christianity) that meet in Boulder Colorado, not far from where I live, in barns and parks and homes, have no paid staff, and donate every penny they earn directly too organizations, or use that money to buy supplies and directly affect the hurts around them.

In all, I’m all in favor of tearing down the walls of artifice. I came to a point in my own philosophical development where I could no longer remain Christian (or at least I think of myself Christian, but probably not 1/100 would) and have started working against that artifice. I’m all in favor of atheists showing the fraud of modern spiritual thought. However, 2 things:

1. Just because the brand of spirituality and religion we’ve been exposed to is corrupt, it doesn’t mean that the whole of human religious expression is corrupt. Afterall: religion was absolutely the first science, and it was through religion that all ancient cultures achieved everything they achieved. It was the massive dose of poisonous medieval religion that stalled us, not religion itself.

2. I say we should rip apart the artifice with some brand of humility. Forbid that we tear down one idol and replace it with one made in our image.

Rosmary LYNDALL WEMM
Reply to  trarmp
12 years ago

@trarmp:
You make some good points.

I agree that American Fundamentalist Evangelicals are a rather small Christian group in relation to the entire world of Christendom. Unfortunately they wield power and influence, at least in the U.S., that is way beyond their size. On the basis of all kinds of moral and social measures, their influence is far more toxic than benevolent.

I agree that there are some groups of people who practice a largely benevolent and responsible form of Christianity. It would seem that these people are good people in spite of their religion rather than because of it. They do not differ much from benevolent and responsible people who have no belief in the supernatural. The unifying feature is good socialization. Psychological studies have shown that this is the result of a combination of genetics, early nurturing environment, socioeconomic and environment. There is little, if any, positive association with religious belief or upbringing. In fact, the reverse appears to be generally true: the more religious the upbringing the more likely there are to be signs of social ill health.

Now you can argue that this is not true for all groups of Christians (which is true), but this amounts to special pleading. It is like saying that people who have never been to prison are more moral than those who have so therefore the prison system, rather than a sick society, is responsible for immoral behavior.

In general, people tailor their religious beliefs to fit their socialization, culture and circumstances as much as they can. Someone once said something like: “Good people tend to good things and bad people tend to bad things, but in order for good people to do bad things you need religion.” (George Carlin?) Research in the behavioral sciences supports this claim.

The problem which many atheists bring up is that even the well-socialized Christian groups are extremely reluctant to take a positive and interventionist stand against the toxic elements practiced by other adherents of their professed religion.

Most people who claim to be Christians will quickly dissociate themselves from the most horrendous of these practices, especially when children are tortured or killed. The most usual defense is to blame the adherent but not the religion. They are “insane” or “false Christians” or “led by the devil”, but never gullible people who simply believed their often equally gullible religious leaders without question or decided to follow what appeared to be the literal meaning of biblical text in the honest belief that this was a clear message from god.

In the U.S. “religious freedom” is generally taken to mean not interfering with people’s beliefs even when they harm other people. With very few exceptions, Christian groups are not prepared to spearhead legislation that restricts the harmful religious “freedoms” and eradicate hatred, prejudice or disrespect for minority groups, especially when such attitudes and behavior can be easily justified by referring to sacred texts that are clearly, or not so clearly, in accord with them.

I am using the term “religion” here in its correct dictionary sense, not in the extraordinary sense used by evangelicals to distance themselves from “organized” religion and set themselves up as superior adherents who “only” have a “relationship with Jesus”. No matter how much they protest, this “relationship” with what they believe to be a supernatural being qualifies as “religion” in the generally accepted use of the term.

I am at a loss for words to understand how you could describe religion as “absolutely the first science”. If you are serious about this then it suggests that you do not understand the meaning of the word “science” or the “scientific method” that defines it.

From Wikipedia:
“Science (from Latin: scientia meaning “knowledge”) is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe.[…. An older and closely related meaning still in use today is that found for example in Aristotle, whereby “science” refers to the body of reliable knowledge itself, of the type that can be logically and rationally explained.”

Science requires that claims be testable and potentially falsifiable. It also requires objective evidence.

Religion, OTOH, rarely produces testable or potentially falsifiable claims. When it does produce falsifiable claims and these are debunked, it simply denies any dis-confirming objective evidence. If this does not work it then resorts to reinterpreting sacred writings to make them fit the facts it simply cannot deny.

Religion accepts subjective evidence as not only valid, but insists that it is superior to objective evidence. Science, academic knowledge and objective evidence are often decried as tools of the devil and scientific researchers and higher level academic staff are claimed to be deliberately anti-religious.

This is the very antithesis of science.

Anthony
12 years ago

I would have to agree with you when churches get to be that side. But when a stay at my friends house on Saturday nights I am usually forced to go to their church with them (she doesn’t like having people in her house when she is at church) and well there is a big difference between large and small churches. Now I am not big on religion to begin with but this church only keeps enough money to keep themselves going (and they only keep about 10% of the money they make for themselves.)
The surprising thing is is that this is a baptist church. Most of the time I find myself falling asleep or laughing at myself for what they say. Even still I always try to find at least one good thing from the sermon.
I’ve never actually been to a large church, even though I live in the midwest, and well I’m glad about that.

Bob
12 years ago

So . . . I don’t think you went to a Presbyterian Church. The Pres Church has clear beliefs outlined that contradict what you said that preacher said about homosexuals, the age of the earth, and dinosaurs. So basically . . . nothing you said there lines up with real Presbyterian Churches. Out of curiosity was is a PCA church or PCUSA?

And while I have personally never once seen a Presbyterian church constructed dome style in my life, I won’t say that it isn’t possible for some to exist. Presbyterians really dislike the mega dome style churches so it’s hard to believe you on that front as well.

Carlos
12 years ago

I get your drift, but wonder why you needed to refer to Fox News. I sense an underlying agenda. I too, am an atheist (a tolerant atheist) , but I ‘m also a Fox News watcher news and contributor. I’ve never felt, in any way, at odds with this.

Bradley scott
Reply to  Carlos
12 years ago

I’m a Christian, (a tolerant Christian) and I would think it was odd, and mentionable if FOX news were on at Church.

Rosmary LYNDALL WEMM
Reply to  Carlos
12 years ago

Fox News is known (at least outside the USA) to be an extremely biased source of news information. If it was playing in church building then it is an instant indication that this church congregation like biased sensationalist news.

Julia Lynne
Reply to  Rosmary LYNDALL WEMM
12 years ago

Heck…it’s not only biased, but it completely makes stuff up.

Bradley Scott
12 years ago

First, you went to a fundamentalist church, an experience whereby you lambaste all churches, all religions and the peoples who practice them, and reject the very concept of the existence of a deity. That’s kind of like going to a Klan rally and then stating that all fraternal organizations are evil. You are as much a fundamentalist as those people, just in the other direction, in that if it cannont be percieved by the five senses, and scientifically qualified and quantified by science, it cannot exist. Very plausible. On the planet Vulcan.
Second, although I’ve seen many of the faithful give generously, I’ve never known of any who emptied their wallets every Sunday. Indeed, as all that is required by scripture is a tenth, and to give cheerfully, (my interpretation being if it can’t be given cheerfully, you should keep it)I don’t see how anyone could feel compelled to cause themself any financial hardship by being a Christian.
Lastly, I am sooo tired of the Atheists wingeing on about the poor and downtrodden, and how the Churches do nothing for them. The Salvation Army, which is a Church, if you didn’t know, spends billions on feeding, clothing and housing poor and homeless people as well as providing shelters for battered women and children, family shelters, and access-free access-to drug and alchohol treatment. Many times I’ve witnessed Catholic Charities pay the rent, electric bill, and put food from their pantry on tables for tennants in the apartments I managed, along with a gasoline voucher so they could get back and forth to work.
Just about every Church I’ve ever been to either has it’s own food pantry, free store, benevolent ministry or some such for those in need, and most network with other Churches, faith-based and community organizations who provide the assistance they don’t.
So when will a chain Atheist Arms Hotels open across America, offering a meal and a bed to anyone who needs it, and cannot pay? Where is the local Atheist Aid Society where I can bring my gas bill when winter comes and my job goes?
Where’s the local Atheist Hospital? I know of many, many, Catholic Hospitals, Jewish Hospitals, Christian Hospitals
…in fact, when I was unemployed, and my insurance had lapsed and I needed to be treated for a kidney stone, not only did I recieve $13,000 worth of hospital care, but when Barnes Jewish/Christian hospital learned of my financial situation, they wrote off my entire bill.
Yes you Atheists smirk and make snide comments about those who don’t believe as you do, and compliment each other smugly about how much smarter you are than anyone who is, well, not you. You are so typically human. You don’t understand the faith-based life, and what humans don’t understand, they fear, what they fear, they hate, and what they hate, they attack. But what have you done, what are you doing to make any sort of postive impact on the world around you?

jenny40
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

Writing about the scam that is religion is what I see that he’s done and since when are Presbyterians fundamentalists? Oh and to those religious hospitals you mention? Do you think they’re free? I was hospitalized at a Catholic hospital for three days many years ago and I can tell you it cost me thousands and thousands of dollars, so don’t go on about that bullshit you religious wingnut.

Bradley Scott
Reply to  jenny40
12 years ago

namecalling. the last resort of the small-minded.

Bradley Scott
Reply to  jenny40
12 years ago

First, Jesus was ardently anti-religious. He called the religious leaders of his time ‘white washed tombs…full of dead mens bones and every unclean thing.’ Second, I never said Presbyterians were fundamentalists. I made the assesment of the church Mike attended based on the content of the teachings he related in his article. I never said hospitals were free. I related the story of my experience with Barnes Jewish/Christian hospital. I could prove it, but since you’ve obviously judged me by words you put in my mouth, what would be the point?

Krischan
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

“But what have you done, what are you doing to make any sort of postive impact on the world around you?”

Arguing against the religion pigy-backing on the readiness of people to help each other?

Bradley Scott
Reply to  Krischan
12 years ago

Who has spoken more passionately against religion and the practice of it than Christ? And if people, Atheists in particular, were ready to help those in need, and they got together to pool their funds and coordinate their efforts, would that make it a religion?

Stutz
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

I’m pretty sure Christ spoke against the Jewish religious leaders because he was in the middle of starting his own alternative and proving to everyone that he was the Son of God so that he could get away with it.

Actually, I’m not sure of that, because what I am pretty sure of is that Christ is a legendary figure, probably based on some actual person we know very little about. You know as much about the actual Jesus as I do about the actual Odysseus. Both are the main subject of ancient books, but how much is true and how much is just story?

Anyway, the point is, don’t give me “Jesus was against religion” because he was just replacing dogma with dogma.

Phil Collins
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

Where do you think religious hospitals get their money to pay for all the help they provide? From those they lie to, and then steal from through guilt. Find me an atheist organization that receives net billions from tax exempts and donations from mentally enslaved individuals, and I will point you in the direction of an “Atheist Aid Society.”

Bradley Scott
Reply to  Phil Collins
12 years ago

Any organization, religious, atheist or otherwise can be run as a not for profit or non-profit, and whomever wishes to may contribute as much as they wish for whatever reason. Find you an Atheist organization, blah, blah, blah…Why don’t you START one, mighty mouth? I’d start it for you, but I’m not an Atheist. And it’s so much easier to bitch and whine about what’s wrong with the other guy than doing the job yourself, isn’t it?
All faith based organizations are bilking the ‘mentally enslaved?’ Then get atheists and other charitable contributors to give to your non-profit out of a sense of ‘nobles oblige.’ Look, I’m trying to help here. The more positive-concrete, physical, positive action you can take in support of your view, the better chance you have of getting your message across. Attempting to belittle everyone who doesn’t believe exactly as you do is probably a good indication of why atheists represent less than 15% of the world’s population.I mean think about it: three cavemen, Oog, Og and Ug wake up one prehistoric day, Og feels the Sun on his face and the warmth that makes him feel so much better than the cold night, not to mention the light that scares away the nocturnal predators, and on the basis of all these good things the sun does for him, he decides the sun is god, and starts worshipping it. Oog turns to Ug and says, “Dude, Og is nuts!” Is it any wonder that Atheism is lagging far behind practically every religion? You never lead with what you believe and what’s good about it; you always start off with what’s wrong with what anyone other than you believes, and why they’re stupid for believing it. And in the millenia, since the dawn of time, Atheists are 14% of the population, and Theists are 80%. Wow! Insulting people who don’t think the way you say, while purporting to be their intellectual superiors hasn’t worked out too well for your group, huh? Who’d a thunk it?
But, I digress, and as I’ve said, I want to help. If you can stop insulting 80% of the population, and you and religious folk can pull their collective heads out of their… pasts, you’ll realize that 5 billion of the 8 billion persons on this planet are sustained by fossil fuel. Whether it’s the food provided by mechanized farming, or water delivery, power, climate control in otherwise uninhabitable regions, fertilizer and drugs derived petroleum and natural gas, when the tap is turned off, 5 of 8 people on Earth will die. That is, unless one massive paradigm shift occurs, and that right soon. So, brother, the more people we have in the tent, pissing out, the better. Now how do you imagine getting from there to here by alienating 80% of the population? Do you honestly believe the tail is gonna wag this dog?

Jazvolt
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

Eh. Atheism is actually a growing movement. It’s not really lagging behind at all.

Honestly, religious people can be brilliant! Kind, generous, and not expecting anything in return. Most of my friends, actually, are one brand of Christian or another. That said, Atheists can be the same way.

Mind you, Atheists don’t tend to spout fear-mongering gibberish, collect fees while receiving massive tax breaks, denounce proven science, and start religious wars. Not saying every sect of Christianity is pure evil, but some of them certainly edge up that way.

It’s not the faith. It’s the people who practice it. As long as you’re doing good in the world, I don’t think it much matters if you’re Buddhist, Christian, or Pastafarian.

Bradley Scott
Reply to  Jazvolt
12 years ago

Yes, my daughter (an Atheist) tells me Atheism is growing, but she’s also the one who gave me the 14% figure. If it’s incorrect, eh, the information was deseminated in good faith. My friend and roommate is also an Atheist, and, like you with your friends, we get along fine, as I imagine you and I would get along. So tell you what; you get the intellectual elitist Atheist types to chill, and I’ll work on the fear-mongering Religious Reich. Like you said, it’s not the faith, or belief, it’s the believers. Or, with respect, non-believers.
One point I will take issue with you on, however, is war. Wars are started by wealthy, powerul rulers of territory to aquire more wealth, power and/or territory. Co-option of religion, or more acurately the religious, for the cause is a function of wartime expediency, rather than a flaw in the faith. As seneca said, “Religion is something intellectuals find to be false, the commoners find to be true, and rulers find to be useful.”

Emily
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

“Insulting people who don’t think the way you say, while purporting to be their intellectual superiors hasn’t worked out too well for your group, huh? Who’d a thunk it?”

In my experience, I find this statement to be mostly inaccurate. There are a few atheists who act this way, but generally I find that atheists leave well enough alone unless provoked or when sharing in a group of like-minded people (atheists blogs, forums, etc.).

I find Christians much more insulting. I feel insulted when people say things such as you’ve said. Atheists are one of the most discriminated-against minorities in the United States. A 1999 Gallup poll asked whether people would vote for an otherwise well-qualified person who was an atheist, and only 49 percent would. That’s compared to 95 percent for a woman, 92 percent for an African-American, and 79 percent for a homosexual. Granted, this is an old statistic, but given the amount of hatred I still witness toward atheists today, I wouldn’t be surprised if the number was even lower. You complain about the generalization of Christians by atheists, yet you are here making generalizations as well. Most of the Christians I have encountered believe that atheists are evil people, and a lot of them resort to awful name-calling. The “nicer” ones often use the condescending phrase, “I’ll pray for you.” While I understand it’s often said with good intentions, it feels like a slap in the face.

“You never lead with what you believe and what’s good about it; you always start off with what’s wrong with what anyone other than you believes, and why they’re stupid for believing it. ”

It isn’t my job to start off with what I believe, because it isn’t me who believes in something, it is you. Of course atheists will start off by telling you why they think you are incorrect, because they don’t believe in any religion. I could start off by telling you what I do believe in, but then you’d be hearing me talk about love and happiness and science in the middle of a conversation about religion.

If you would prefer me do that, then I will. I believe in love. I believe that love is an incredible emotion between two people, out of billions, who were lucky enough to live at the same time and meet to share their limited time on earth together. I don’t believe that you only have one soul mate. Your love is as infinite as you let it be. If you had lived under different circumstances, I believe you would have found a different person to share your life with that you would love just as much.

I would much rather love another human with all of my being than make them compete with Jesus for my love. I know that’s probably not the way that Christians see their love, but I’m telling you what I believe.

I don’t usually comment on blogs that I Stumble, but I found your comments upsetting and decided to reply. I tried to keep it short but I’m a bit of a talker so I tend to just keep going…

Anyway, as to the original post, I was just thinking about this the other day when I passed by a church with a jumbotron on their huge sign out front. I wonder how people could support the way their churches spend money on things like this. Does the huge screen displaying advertisements for church camps, services, wedding ceremonies, and other church-y things help anyone, really? Or is it a big flashy way to get more attendees? Personally, I would much rather (if I were Christian) attend a modest church that gave all of the donations, collection money, what-have-you to charities (other than what was necessary to run the church, of course). Before I start rambling or going too long, I’m going to stop.

Thanks for reading.

Rosmary LYNDALL WEMM
Reply to  Emily
12 years ago

Well said!

Stutz
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

What is the point of d*ck-wagging about the size of the religious population? There are more atheists than Jews or Mormons or many other religious groups. And guess what? Each religion holds mutually exclusive views of salvation, the history of the universe, etc. Every religion thinks that those who think differently are wrong and will be punished to a greater or lesser extent in the afterlife. Atheists think the religious are wrong, but at least we don’t believe in supernatural eternal punishment. It’s not like Mike’s trying to win de-converts here, he’s just written an article for an audience of the like-minded. It’s you who’s shown up here and started whining about atheists being insulting. Atheists don’t have an imperative to win converts to their cause, either. We’re only interested in expressing our opinions, trusting that logic, reason, and evidence will appeal to the reasonable people out there.

There are plenty of complex, interrelated reasons that religions exist. Historical, anthropological, sociological, psychological, and biological reasons. Given these, it’s actually impressive that there are as many non-believers as there are.

Rosmary LYNDALL WEMM
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

@Bradley

You make some basic errors of logic here.

First, there is nothing wrong with taking the church you were introduced to as a reasonable sample of the kind of religion practiced in the area. We know that Christians cannot agree on doctrine or methods of worship or much else, but there is no reason to suppose that your version is much different in the morality that underpins it or the concentration that it has on spreading the faith rather than doing unconditional good in the world.

In the U.S. the churches are both tax exempt and receive huge government hand outs to enable them to do charity work that is done by secular government in other countries. Theist organizations are therefore acting on behalf of a government that is privileging the Christian religion. Secular government organizations have been cut and the funding given to faith based charities. They are cheaper to run than secular government ones and the fact that they spread their religion as part of the their charitable outreach is ignored. In this virtual theocracy secular, atheist or non-believer charities are at a serious financial and infra-structure disadvantage.

This is very different in other parts of the world where the best social and medical support organizations are run by government paid professionals who are required by law NOT to preach or favor any religious or non-religious point of view. According to international comparisons, these countries and their citizens are doing much better on a whole range of fronts to do with people caring and lower crime rates, than countries like the outlying USA. The USA is, in fact, at the bottom of the heap on just about every factor other than national arrogance.

xvxvxv
Reply to  Bradley Scott
12 years ago

believers are always quick to generalize atheists. all your arguments never address the only real question: where is your god? you have no proof outside your mind that anything the bible says is true. i know you will never acknowledge it, and that’s why it’s annoying.

12 years ago

Ah MadMike. So little you understand about us believers. really the only thing we ask of in our church is comfy pews, kneelers and air conditioning. And of course hot, horny chicks like that Carrie gal mentioned.

The rest is just some artist showing off in an effort to find favor with God or the pastor. That was the good old days when you could buy indulgences. Now we do it for the tax write off.

Reply to  Professor Mike
12 years ago

Dominus vobiscum – Et cum spiritu tuo.

Reply to  Holte Ender
12 years ago

Oy vey!

lazersedge
12 years ago

I understand what you are saying Mike. I have decided that I will leave everyone to believe what they choose. I am really content in the place I am in, and in what I believe and I am selfishly keeping it to myself.

Cheshire Cat
12 years ago

This is a great story, but I don’t understand how you could have even considered doing it, going to church I mean. You couldn’t give me enough to go to one of those crazy places. I am a hard core Atheist and a hater of all things religious.

Carrie Bardwell
Reply to  Cheshire Cat
12 years ago

@Cheshire Cat,
I can answer your question. It is because the girls in those churches are hot and are complete freaks in the bed. As long as you don’t question the obvious contradictions of their behavior with their church teachings, they’ll put out after a few dates. If your real lucky, you’ll get one of the “virgins” who only do oral and sodomy… till date four. Six days of hardcore balls deep sinnin’ is totally worth an hour and a half of bs “forgiveness” on Sunday.

Reply to  Carrie Bardwell
12 years ago

“…the girls in those churches are hot and are complete freaks in the bed. As long as you don’t question the obvious contradictions of their behavior with their church teachings, they’ll put out after a few dates…”

There’s a distinct difference between sexual liberation and hypocrisy. A hypocrite is kind of like a liar that can’t even be true to themselves… I just find something kind of unsexy about that.

Krischan
Reply to  Cheshire Cat
12 years ago

Meh. Religion inspired people also to build and create some pretty awesome works while self-aggrandizing. If you can’t take a step back and admire the sheer beauty of those works than you somehow lack the profound human quality of marveling at something.

(Typical examples would be Bachs music, Sistine Chapel, the Pyramides of Gizeh and the aztec Pyramides, Angkor Wat … and maybe the one or the other modern church building like Sagrada Familia or shit like Sacre Coeur de Montmarte 😉 ).

Krischan
Reply to  Professor Mike
12 years ago

You stated without these explanations that you are “a hater of all things religious” which will deprive you somehow of appreciating any beauty.

We don’t have to argue about most religions being crazy about putting a lot of effort into self-aggrandizing. Nevertheless in the above-mentioned beauty you have a reason why also an atheist (like me) enters holy places.

(BTW: I’d venture to guess that the Pyramids in Gizeh did cost more than a lot of catholic cathedrals. But just read this recent pearl to put catholicism into context: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Padmanabhaswamy_Temple#Temple_assets)

Bones
12 years ago

Amen and Haaaaalelujaaaaaaaaaaa!

Phil E. Drifter
Reply to  Bones
12 years ago

Organized religion is *proof* there is no god.

Get over it. With few exceptions, you have no one to thank for your failures and no one to praise for your successes but yourself.

Julia Lynne
Reply to  Phil E. Drifter
12 years ago

I don’t think they meant that in any religious sense…it seems like more of an ironic way of agreeing completely with the original post than a way of putting actual religion into the equation at all.

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