Naughty Newt Gingrich: God exists because people aren’t rhinos

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At a campaign event in Des Moines, Iowa Thursday, Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich answered a question from a woman who was concerned that he supported the idea of religion imposing values on Americans.

“I’m very concerned that a branch of Christianity has gotten some of its tenets into our laws like stem cell research, linking foreign aid to reproductive issues and so forth,” she told the former House Speaker. “If you were president, would you work hard to make Christian social issues the law of the land?”

“I don’t know that the two you just cited are Christian social issues,” Gingrich replied. “I think Orthodox Jews probably have as profound a belief as Christians do on both those issues.”

“I don’t regard that as imposing a particular branch of Christianity. That’s an argument about what values do you have whatever your religion happens to be. My argument about religion is different. We said in our founding document, we are endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights. Now should we teach children that or not? Should they learn what the founding fathers meant or not?”

He continued: “The idea that taking school prayer out in 1963 made the country better, I don’t see any evidence that children who don’t spend a moment recognizing that they’re subservient to God let’s you approach God in anyway you want to. There is an enormous difference between a culture which believes that it is purely secular and a culture that believes that it is somehow empowered by our creator. And I always tell my friends who don’t believe in this stuff, “Fine, how do you think we came to — we’re randomly gathered protoplasm? We could have been rhinoceroses but we got lucky this week?'”

“Now, that is if you assume it is lucky to be human rather than rhinoceros. I don’t want — knowing the way the news media works, I do not want ‘Gingrich announces anti-rhinoceros hostility’ to come out of this meeting.”

Originally written by David and published on September 29, 2011 at Crooks&Liars

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frankstwin
12 years ago

If you stroll around the internet tubes you will find Newt described as a deep thinker, the intellect of the party, the visionary, etc. Sheesh!

Anonymous
12 years ago

Republicans keep getting dumber by the day! I still have a hard time believing over 40% of Americans still believe the literal word of the “byebull” and over 40% still believe in demons. America is quickly destroying itself through dumbness. It’s called the dumbing down of America. Doh!

Jess
12 years ago

I had to read this more than once and still have no idea what he was saying, but that’s nothing new with this assboil on the butt of humanity (Newt not me is the assboil). He’s as bad as this idiot I know that says there can’t be evidence of evolution if there are still primates and fish, since we came from same and they wouldn’t be here in the numbers they are. Much, much better to believe in a talking snake and body design from ribs. Makes me think I’m living in some parallel universe, where stoopit rules the day sometimes.

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