Rush Limbaugh: Indians “scammed” us

Don’t expect Rush Limbaugh to sit down soon with any Native Americans to celebrate Thanksgiving.

He’s miffed they “scammed us” when they sold us Manhattan because they didn’t own it to begin with.

To top it off, European settlers were hardly “idiots” saved by “compassionate” Indians, as President Obama painted them in his Thanksgiving proclamation, Limbaugh scoffs. The true tale of the holiday is “failed socialism”—apparently because “collectivist” settlers shared too much of their bounty among their communities and suffered hardships as a result, claimed the right-wing trumpet.

“We shared our bounty” with the Indians “not because we didn’t know how to make it. It was because we first failed as socialists. Only when we turned capitalists did we have plenty,” he said. Earlier he viciously quipped that Native Americans “continue to add to our nation’s heritage … at their casinos and on their reservations.”

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7 Responses to Rush Limbaugh: Indians “scammed” us

  1. One Fly

    November 26, 2010 at 10:15 am

    And his minions believe and worship His Largeness even more. Rich bigoted white men know no wrong-as our country slides deeper into the shitter filled with racism wars and endless lies.

    • A Michael J. Scott

      November 26, 2010 at 6:53 pm

      Agreed OF. This man is a despicable human being.

  2. SagaciousHillbilly

    November 26, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    What a moronic bastard.

    MJS, Dog question:
    What does it mean when a dog yawns? I had my new puppy out on the boat today and at times he seemed nervous, but he was up on the console as we were bouncing along and he laid down and began yawning, which I take a sign of relaxation. Yes? No?

  3. mbarnato

    November 26, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    “We did not steamroll the Indians. Not at Thanksgiving. That came later. We didn’t steamroll ’em at Thanksgiving.” Wotta maroon! That’s right; we made nice at Thanksgiving. And then… POW!

  4. John Myste

    December 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    I too listened to Rush over Thanksgiving. He was explaining how we owe them Indians nothing and they really owe us for teaching us to smoke and giving us cancer, which has killed far more of us than we ever killed of them.

    Rush just cannot understand why his mental capacity is so much greater than most of ours.

    I would love to debate the issue, but my mouth is stuck permanently in the gaping position and I can’t speak.

    I love Rush Limbaugh. He constantly draws his own caricature. He is the guy you watch on a sitcom, even though you know it is absurd and no one would think like that in real life.

  5. Indian Boy

    November 24, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    I think all “Americans” like Rush and ignoramuses with similar opinions based on misinformation should first study basic history, then who actually brought the food served in the first thanksgiving, and then google for the real story of thanksgiving.
    Plus u white people did not share anything, if anything u gladly accepted what u where given and then robbed the good samaritan.