Tiger Woods’ Caddy Williams is one bitter girlfriend

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I’ll probably get in trouble for my lack of sensitivity or taste but man, that former caddy for Tiger Woods, Steve Williams, is one earthquake sourpuss, bitter ex girlfriend.

At some kind of gathering which he stupidly thought was off the record, shaking and stuff like an EARTHQUAKE… (Hint; nothing a celebrity says, even a Z-lister, is off the record)  said he wanted to “shove it up his black arsehole”

Of course the “black arsehole” was his former boss and friend and bungee jumping partner Tiger Woods. Steve and Tiger had a bad break up. Tiger sent him a terse text or something telling Steve it was over. Steve’s been seething ever since.

I don’t necessarily think Steve Williams is a bigot or anything. Sometimes we all say things that are off color or in bad taste. Most of the time nobody cares or notices since most of us aren’t celebrities. But we all love to punish jerks, and from all I’ve ever seen regarding Steve Williams, he’s a jerk. What makes this even tougher for him is Tiger Woods is a jerk also. Remember how Tiger left Fuzzy Zoeller hanging for weeks when Fuzzy asked if Tiger would be serving fried chicken at the Masters Dinner Tiger was hosting? Fuzzy isn’t a jerk.

Tiger is going to make Williams pay. After all, from Tiger’s point of view Steve should be happy to have been with Tiger all that time. They had fun. Williams made money. He never made any promises or gave him a ring. Why can’t he just be happy that Tiger allowed him into his life? Damn bitter ex! Tiger’s going to stick it up that white ass. What is even tougher for the bitter Steve Williams is Tiger’s the victim. Nothing pisses of the bitter ex more than sympathy for her ex. Poor Tiger.

What’s bad about this, and forgive me for not making more of the racial insensitivity, but Williams current boss, Adam Scott, now has to deal with Williams and his mouth and attitude. Then again, maybe Adam Scott is getting what he deserves for hiring a caddy with a mouth and attitude. What’s even worse for Adam Scott: Tiger is going to be really motivated at next weeks President’s Cup. Don’t be surprised when Adam Scott and Caddy Steve Williams are scheduled to face Tiger Woods. I look for Tiger to shove it up those two white asses.

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Jo Ann
11 years ago

Just happened across this article and had to comment. By all accounts Tiger is a jerk and maybe his caddy BUT for you to crticize Tiger for ‘making Fuzzy wait’ is absolutely ludicris, perhaps racist. Fuzzy’s comment was blatently racist but because he apologized it’s supposed to make it all better? People think if they apologize for a racial slur and tell everybody that “I’m not racist, it was just a joke in poor taste” that it makes it all better and that the person insulted by this racial slur should just say ‘no problem’. Well there is a problem. I watched the media very closely when it happened and they all missed the point…apologizing for a racist comment doesn’t make you any less of a racist. Maybe you will ‘get better’ but most likely you will just be more careful what you say.
The point….Saying something racist does not make you a racist, it just exposes you as one.

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