An Everyman’s Candidate–Marvin E. Quasniki for President (Video)
He’s a man with vision, sharpened by corrective lenses. He’s a common sense candidate, offering over-simplified solutions to complex problems. He’s a businessman, and a turquoise farmer. He’s Marvin E. Quasniki. He’s an enigma–no one knows what the hell the “E.” stands for. He’s taking his message all the way to the Beltway. Look out Washington!
Editor’s Note: Though we are impressed with Marvin E. Quasniki, and his profound insights into the issues that need to be addressed and his general disdain for bullshit, Madmikesamerica has yet to endorse a candidate for 2012, but as things stand it’s a close call between Mr. Quasniki and President Obama.
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Marvin is all about hope and change and no bullshit. That’s my kind of guy.
Marvin is my man, right after Obama.
This laugh will make my week! Nothing I didn’t already know about Republicans, though!