Rupert Murdoch: ‘God made me do it’ – God arrested
The authorities were unable to nail the biggest boss of all today, Rupert Murdoch, so they settled on second best and arrested God himself. Bloody hell!!
The slippery nature of crime boss Rupert Murdoch revealed itself again [today] in London. After being asked really hard questions by British Parliamentarians, he decided to do what any self-respecting criminal does, blame God. When asked by the chairman of the investigation committee if he knew what was going on at the News of the World, Murdoch said: “Yes, but God made me do it.” A warrant was immediately issued for God’s arrest. The chairman said: “God was not necessarily in trouble, but he was a Deity of interest.”
God’s son arrested by Italians 2,000 years ago
The decimated London police did not have the man-power, due to resignations and corruption, so Italian police were asked to fly out to Palestine to make the arrest. Italian law enforcement officers arrested Jesus Christ, (AKA The Son Of God), 2,000 years ago, so it was assumed they knew his hangouts. A spokesman for the Italian police said he will be pretty easy to find, where ever there is death and agony, violence or corruption, God will be close by.
NEWSFLASH: God was arrested in Jerusalem by the super-efficient Italians. He was trying to disrupt peace talks.
No doubt God will be pretty angry that his boss, Rupert Murdoch, turned him over to the law, so be on the lookout for hurricanes, tornadoes, plagues of boils, toads and frogs. Authorities also expect the English Channel and the North Sea to turn to blood at any moment.
The north-east coast of England today
Holte Ender thinks Rupert Murdoch is untouchable, so arresting God is next best thing.
ED: This story was originally published on July 19, 2011. We still think Rupert Murdoch is an asshole and God should be arrested because he made him do it.
There is no need to arrest God, He is already in jail. Just ask any inmate. That’s where they always find him.
If we were to arrest every invisible, non-existent deity that ever was created by man, we’d have a hell of a lot of invisible jails. LOL
Wow. Another shocking turn of events in this matter.
You will go to hell for this.