Terrorist Jesus destroys the world

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Jesus goes on the rampage – time to start reading the Watchtower

The Prince of Peace, the God of Love, has plans for humanity. The plans do not include living your life out in peace, unless you are a Jehovah’s Witness.

Jehovah’s Witnesses are best known for their door-to-door preaching, distributing literature such as The Watchtower and Awake!, and refusing military service and blood transfusions. They consider use of the name Jehovah vital for proper worship. They reject Trinitarianism, inherent immortality of the soul, and hellfire, which they consider to be unscriptural doctrines. They do not observe Christmas, Easter, birthdays, or other holidays and customs they consider to have pagan origins incompatible with Christianity. Adherents commonly refer to their body of beliefs as “the truth” and consider themselves to be “in the truth”. Jehovah’s Witnesses consider secular society to be morally corrupt and under the influence of Satan, and limit their social interaction with non-Witnesses.

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Cindy Moore

A frustrated artist, singer, writer and long time friend to Mr. Mad who so graciously offered me the opportunity to contribute to this fine web magazine.
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12 years ago

Jesus!!! Oh sorry! This was a shocker 🙂

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